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bratenfrau

And that's saying a lot.

Jul 17, 2008 12:12

This is easily the funniest list of things I've seen all day.

20 Great Products to Traumatize Your Children With!

weird, haha

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cashbox July 17 2008, 17:09:13 UTC

i'm reasonably sure the baby mop is the greatest product that's ever existed.

bratenfrau July 17 2008, 17:16:31 UTC

I love that someone makes saddles for fathers. And also the umbilical cord that transfers shame instead of nutrients.

cashbox July 17 2008, 17:26:47 UTC

d'you reckon the snot-sucker or the o'pair leash is more shameful?

i suppose it depends on perspective.

bratenfrau July 17 2008, 19:15:28 UTC

OH DEAR GOD I FORGOT ABOUT THE MANUAL SNOT-SUCKER.

Because siphoning your crotch-fruit's bodily secretions with one of those flimsy little nose-squeegee things is apparently just not horrific enough, apparently?? I think they must have gotten this idea from the movie Dark Crystal. MMMMMM, GELFLING ESSENCE.

cashbox July 17 2008, 19:29:49 UTC

i'm going to sit here now and die laughing a bit over the fact that this conversation has caused a dark crystal joke.

bratenfrau July 17 2008, 20:27:30 UTC

And thus it has truly come full circle. Which means it's time for... you know it... A TRIAL BY STONE.

cashbox July 17 2008, 20:38:26 UTC

oh, man. does this mean the loser has to slink away from livejournal forever?

bratenfrau July 17 2008, 20:49:28 UTC

Nah, you'll just have to part with that sweet armored outfit of yours. BRING IT, CHAMBERLAIN.

(Wow. I have reached a whole new nadir of nerdery.)

cashbox July 17 2008, 20:52:21 UTC

man, why do i always have to be the damn chamberlain?

(yep. right there with you.)

bratenfrau July 18 2008, 19:11:11 UTC

Fine, I'll be Aughra and you can be the Chamberlain. Mmmmmmmmmm? Mmmmmmmm!

It works out, since I have just the one eye and all.

cashbox July 18 2008, 19:37:36 UTC

And the one gender, natch.

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