Only in Florida - Chapter Eleventy Million.
So yesterday, Sam went for a walk in the (increasingly rather ghetto) park near the house. Which he does every day.
Yesterday held a particular surprise for him, though. Not a very pleasant one.
Someone had taken a shit all over the walking path in the park. Not just a shit, but literally puddles of human poo blocking the whole path. Like, rivulets of it. Copious, extravagant quantities of it.
I want to know what it takes to make you into the kind of person who's perfectly comfortable with the utter wrongness of dropping trou on a concrete sidewalk in a public park and taking a tremendous dump, without even caring about the dozens of people who will soon be riding their bikes right through your little steaming pile of joy.
What the fuck, people! This state is full of the dregs of humanity. Before I moved here I had never seen such a travesty in my entire life. But since? Since then I have seen innumerable people pissing in plain view of the public, probably half a dozen human shits in inappropriate places, and at least 3 people caught in the act itself. On the ground. And none of them was homeless.
Somebody rescue me from this Armpit of the South, please.
Yesterday held a particular surprise for him, though. Not a very pleasant one.
Someone had taken a shit all over the walking path in the park. Not just a shit, but literally puddles of human poo blocking the whole path. Like, rivulets of it. Copious, extravagant quantities of it.
I want to know what it takes to make you into the kind of person who's perfectly comfortable with the utter wrongness of dropping trou on a concrete sidewalk in a public park and taking a tremendous dump, without even caring about the dozens of people who will soon be riding their bikes right through your little steaming pile of joy.
What the fuck, people! This state is full of the dregs of humanity. Before I moved here I had never seen such a travesty in my entire life. But since? Since then I have seen innumerable people pissing in plain view of the public, probably half a dozen human shits in inappropriate places, and at least 3 people caught in the act itself. On the ground. And none of them was homeless.
Somebody rescue me from this Armpit of the South, please.