I've been so behind on mocking infants lately.

Sep 26, 2006 10:19

I have a whole stack of birth announcements with fatefully chosen baby names piling up at my desk, and the ghetto hospital just keeps on smiling and nodding approvingly every time a gleefully stupid mother decides to bypass the usual Christopher Thomases and Tiffany Paiges and go straight for the Xzaria LaDawni. I'm nowhere near clever enough to make these shits up.

BEST BABY NAMES FOR THE VERY FOOLISH PEOPLE OF PALMETTO/BRADENTON/SARASOTA, VOLUME IV.

(Last names have been removed to protect the misguided)

Juistus Damere Arnaud L_____

Zaryha Chiffon (!) A_____

Caliyah Weniya D____

Cawthorn (??!) Miles U_____

Dianely Amiyah R_____

Bonshavior (O my Shavior, I pray to thee in hopes of receiving your defoliance) Shimon Bean J____

Devin Devon K_____

And last but not least, an oldie but my own personal favorite so it bears repeating:

Paris Excellent T_____

Maybe these are only moderately amusing to me.

haha, people are stupid

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