What my boobies got me, part two.

[bratenfrau]

Please add to that previous list of why I like being a girl:

Finding a frighteningly decomposed dead rat in my irises in the back yard last night, and NOT having to be the one to chuck it over the fence into the neighbors' yard. Nice. :)

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[cashbox]

score.

i'm the designated rodent-handler in our house, too. though j's the official creepy-crawly-murderer, because such things tend to make me shriek in a decidedly womanly fashion.

[bratenfrau]

Now I'm having visions of a cartoonized Cashbox squawking "Eeeeeekkkk!!!" and jumping into the burly arms of the nearest Orkin man. Nice.

(Also, in this scenario, you're wearing slingback pumps. Don't ask.)

[cashbox]

that's pretty much how it goes, except one of the slingbacks flies off and, instead of an Orkin man, it's a confused neighbor.

[bratenfrau]

And instead of the neighbor being burly, he's actually Bugs Bunny?? Yeah, we're on the same page then.

[cashbox]

You got it, darlin'.

That's alarming.