LICK, STICK, TWIST.

[bratenfrau]

I just had to unfriend someone on my eljay list because she posted a multi-paragraph essay about...

SUCTION CUPS.

THIS IS THE SECOND SUCTION-CUP RELATED POST FROM THIS CHICK.

She included operating instructions. It wasn't even ironic.

What.

The.

Fuck.

On the unicorn's green earth.

Could possibly.

Be stupider? I don't know.

I can't make this shit up. Suction cups, that's where I draw the line. I'm officially desucking you.