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[brat_inadress]

[Anyone walking around or even in 1489 Kramden Road will find one (1) cross-dresser trying to carve out the front door with a kitchen knife.  There's no use in trying to get him to stop, because he refuses to stop until someone opens the door.  Hopefully it would be Keiichi Keiichi Keiichi.  But if it isn't, well...  Let's just see what happens.

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[k1_sauce]

[At some point, Keiichi will bump into Aoi.]

Oh, hey, Aoi.

[brat_inadress]

[Hides the knife]

Hi Keii~chi!

[k1_sauce]

[He blinks. He thought he saw something, but doesn't think too hard about it.]

I heard you wanted to see me?

[brat_inadress]

Yes! Why wouldn't I not want to see you Keiichi?

[Stepping closer to you. Run from the cute 'girl' Keiichi!]

[k1_sauce]

[Of course he'll run! He's smart enough to realize that if a cute girl is acting particularly sweet to him that something is wro--oh, wait, no he's stupid. So instead he blushes and smiles nervously.]

I-I don't know, um...

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[brat_inadress]

[He wraps his arms around your neck. Knife? Where's the knife? It's not behind your back.]

I'm so glad you're here Keiichi. Did I ever tell you that I love you?

2/2

[brat_inadress]

And if I can't have you, nobody else can.

1/2

[k1_sauce]

Oh my God oh my God oh my God Aoi likes me Aoi likes me Aoi is so close this is amazing

2/2

[k1_sauce]

Wait, what was that last part?

[brat_inadress]

What last part? Ha ha ha...

[k1_sauce]

Right, um...

W-We're really close...

1/2

[brat_inadress]

Yes we are. Isn't this what you wanted?

2/2

[brat_inadress]

Or do you hate me? I knew it! You do hate me don't you!?

[Pulling that knife close to your neck now bff]

[k1_sauce]

ohmygodwhatishappeningwhatisgoingon

NO! I mean yes! I mean--haha, of course I want to be close with you, Aoi! I could never, ever hate you!

[brat_inadress]

Prove it.

[k1_sauce]

I, uh...h-how?