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[brat_inadress]

[Anyone walking around or even in 1489 Kramden Road will find one (1) cross-dresser trying to carve out the front door with a kitchen knife.  There's no use in trying to get him to stop, because he refuses to stop until someone opens the door.  Hopefully it would be Keiichi Keiichi Keiichi.  But if it isn't, well...  Let's just see what happens.

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[bornwithskison]

[That door

cost 50 bucks

and we're just going to stare out the window like a creeper

not moving]

[brat_inadress]

[Woah wtf you're that creeper who's been stalking our house!

We didn't know you lived here.

Why.

Why?

WHY!?

Excuse us as we are now staring at you...while still trying to kill your door.]

[bornwithskison]

[expensive door

expensive door

what are you doing

where is denmark

we seen you there sometimes

that door was expensive]

[brat_inadress]

[Well go buy another door!

Better yet, mug drone!Denmark

Die door die

Why are you staring at us?]

[bornwithskison]

[can't we just kidnap him

you wouldn't miss him right

we could keep him in our room. and feed him. and keep him happy.

brb pressing our face against the glass]

[brat_inadress]

[Sure go ahead

But we could always tell Mitsuru

You would make a really nice ice sculpture

We don't understand why you like him

He's stupid

And AH! You creeper you. You're getting the glass dirty!]

[bornwithskison]

[We'd match our heart! Yeah!

So we like idiots just wait until we eat a 'Call me'.

That'd be horrible.

but we can clean the glass--!]

[brat_inadress]

[Oh you poor lonely country.

You can clean the glass, but the glass can never forget you.

Brb, we're tapping the glass with that really sharp kitchen knife.]

[bornwithskison]

[we have a brother complex and our best friends are trolls. I think that counts as something more lonely than lonely

opens the window just by a hair]

[brat_inadress]

[HAH. YOU JUST ADMITTED YOU HAD BROCON. Err...how about delusional and deserted?

Still tapping the window. We won't stab you~]

[bornwithskison]

[NOT OUTLOUD. Can we toss in miserable too?

o-opens it a little more. Why do you have a knife?

Is Danmark...?

[brat_inadress]

[WE'LL GET YOU TO ADMIT IT OUTLOUD ONE DAY! Sure, go ahead~

You can't carve a pretty heart into someone's door with a chainsaw. If you tried, it would just look retarded.]

What about the oaf?

[bornwithskison]

[Not to mention the property damage and resale value; DOOR WAS ONCE CHAINSAWED OPEN BY A CRAZY CROSS-DRESSING BOY]

Is he back to normal? Why are you... Here with a knife?

[brat_inadress]

[But you could sell the door for more than it was originally worth on the internet!

After all, who wouldn't want to buy a door that got knifed by their favorite celebrity?]

No, of course not. ...I'm here to see Keiichi. Is he home? I hope he's home.

[bornwithskison]

[But is said favorite celebrity famous in Norway?]

He's not in right now, but I suppose you could wait for him assuming you didn't stab the furniture.

[brat_inadress]

[We don't know! ...Well, unless Norwegians love cute girls in lolita dresses then sure~]

I won't stab the furniture. Why would I do that?