Toofuses!

Mar 17, 2006 10:35

Dental health checkup -- if you want to know the state of my teeth, click. If not, skip the hell on by.

So

Got my teeth cleaned yesterday -- I was only in the seat for about 35 minutes. Guess my vibrating tooth-brush (woo hoo, vibrating things are not just for self-pleasure anymore!) and flossing techniques have really paid off.

Minimal bleeding -- close to nothing -- minimal amounts of plaque, NO PAIN and most of the time was spent WAITING for my turn in the chair. It was not my normal hygienist either, which kinda tweaked me out.

It is kind of like having a hair-stylist that you go to, and love, and then someone else steps in. ?bork?

So, no vitamin E oil on the lips, no relaxing face/jaw massage, no humming to golden oldies. No amusement factor with the onion breath, either. (yeah, she has a sense of humor and guesses what I've ate that day depending on what she picks out of my teeth) Yeah, ooh gross, but that is human life.

Still, I am pleased with the health of my teeth -- it has taken me a few years for them to get this nice. I have to get a filling put in the side of my tooth where it fell out, but there is no active decay going on there, so no drilling necessary. Also found it interesting that the site of the filling failure, the enamel/tooth is deformed, which is why things keep going awry on that tooth. But, it won't be too expensive, and it is worth it to me to pay the $$ to have things looking nice/smelling nice in my pie-hole.

On self-reflection, I really can say my smile is what I like best about myself -- some folks, it is their hair, or their tits, or their waist/butt what have you.. I like my smile.

Yes, Mr. Drexel, Yes, I shore do have a purty mouth.

On Towards the Weekend!
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