An Open Letter to Credit Card Frauders/Hackers/Phreakers/Whatever you call them.
Leaving this un-filtered....
Dear Sir or Madamme,
Thankfully, I balance and check online frequently regarding my balance.
I also am not one to use a credit card, but instead depend on my checking account to pay bills, do groceries etc.
Again, also in my favor, is fabulous credit fraud checkers who look for things. My card is now thankfully de-activated before you and your cohorts of slime could break me and my fragile budget. (which isn't much anyway!)
If I *EVER* find out who you are, believe me, I will so thoroughly hurt you, you will wish you are dead. I will keep you in agony for at least as long as it takes me to get a new card, and sort out all of the paperwork that I will have to do.
I will then end your life, remove your teeth, eyes and finger tips so that you are unidentifiable, (oh wait, there is DNA, but why bother on such scum as yourself - as you are a worthless human being) and then toss you somewhere where you won't be found easily.
I won't even give you the decency of a burial, as you are refuse and a scourge on society. I will even go to the expense of getting animal attractant so that your decomposed, eaten by wild animals body will then be urinated and deficated upon, as you are garbage.
Pray to your unlistening god that I will never find you, as I don't need the above mentioned carnage on my karma.
With utmost sincerity on hoping you get syphillis, herpes, and unbearable itching until your dying day I remain,
Me
Dear Sir or Madamme,
Thankfully, I balance and check online frequently regarding my balance.
I also am not one to use a credit card, but instead depend on my checking account to pay bills, do groceries etc.
Again, also in my favor, is fabulous credit fraud checkers who look for things. My card is now thankfully de-activated before you and your cohorts of slime could break me and my fragile budget. (which isn't much anyway!)
If I *EVER* find out who you are, believe me, I will so thoroughly hurt you, you will wish you are dead. I will keep you in agony for at least as long as it takes me to get a new card, and sort out all of the paperwork that I will have to do.
I will then end your life, remove your teeth, eyes and finger tips so that you are unidentifiable, (oh wait, there is DNA, but why bother on such scum as yourself - as you are a worthless human being) and then toss you somewhere where you won't be found easily.
I won't even give you the decency of a burial, as you are refuse and a scourge on society. I will even go to the expense of getting animal attractant so that your decomposed, eaten by wild animals body will then be urinated and deficated upon, as you are garbage.
Pray to your unlistening god that I will never find you, as I don't need the above mentioned carnage on my karma.
With utmost sincerity on hoping you get syphillis, herpes, and unbearable itching until your dying day I remain,
Me