Placeholder title - only here until I think of something funnier.

[brasswatchman]

So help me out here - I'm trying to come up with a pithy logo for a bumper sticker from a Lake Ridge-style high school. (To everyone who didn't go to my high school - think small secular private school, very focused on academics, horrible at sports). I'm not letting this little detail stop me, but here are some possibilities I came up with today:

• No, no, it's cute that your kids think they're honor students. Really.
• We don't play football.
• Play Shakespeare, not football.
• We're here to save the world.
• It's all right, it's okay, we're gonna be your boss someday.

If anyone has a better suggestion, by all means... also, speaking of NaNoWriMo: I'm shocked Ryan and I *haven't* had this conversation.