Funny Stuff

May 06, 2006 09:50

I got home last night at about 11:40 and my parents always want to know when I get home, veen if they were sleeping. So, I quietly went up stairs just to tell them I'm home then go to bed.

Chris: Hey, I just got home so I'm going to bed.
Dad: What time is it?
Chris: About 11:40
Dad: No it isn't, it's like 3:00
Chris: Actually it's not.
Dad: I went to bed at 11:00 and that was hours ago, quit lying.
Chris: Sure thing.
Dad: Where were you? At the bar? You smell like alchohol.
Chris: Yeah, and I got pulled over. They made me walk the line and take a breathilizer.
Dad: Drugs?
Chris: Only Heroine.
Dad: Ok, goodnight.
Mom: Go to bed Mike...

Then I said goodnight and went downstairs to my room. This was obviously my dad's way of joking around but I thought it was worth posting.

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Now I get to go do yardwork for like, ever..... Oh well, should be able to get a lot done.

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