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"I don't think I'm going to be having any kids anytime soon." -Some guy at Starbucks. Well, duh.
"She was like, 'yeah, we're doing secret santa,' and I was like, hun, you're Jewish." -Girl at Starbucks.
Drunk guy at a party that was happening across the street from my apartment: You are my boy. No, seriously, you.. are... my... boy. Well, actually, I have two boys, but the other one is my boy from [some college,] and you are my boy from [some other college.] Yeah, you're my boy. I feel like I can tell you everything. [Continues to profess his love to his "boy."]
Other drunk guy: You're my boy too.
"She was like, 'yeah, we're doing secret santa,' and I was like, hun, you're Jewish." -Girl at Starbucks.
Drunk guy at a party that was happening across the street from my apartment: You are my boy. No, seriously, you.. are... my... boy. Well, actually, I have two boys, but the other one is my boy from [some college,] and you are my boy from [some other college.] Yeah, you're my boy. I feel like I can tell you everything. [Continues to profess his love to his "boy."]
Other drunk guy: You're my boy too.