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Diana: Am I the only one that remembers that we have this awesome silver lamp?
Lissa: You can turn it on with your nose.
Diana: Now that I know that, I'm only going to turn it on with my nose.
Lissa: Hows Matt [my aunt's husband.]
Aunt Joyce: He's good. We have so much fun together. Like this morning, I was making a bagel naked because it was hot, and I got cream cheese on my butt. And Matt came in and he was like, "you have cream cheese on your butt." So then, I did a sexy cream cheese dance. Do you know what that looks like?
Lissa: I have an idea.
Sign on the wall next to the toilet: If you can read this, you drank too much.
Lissa: You can turn it on with your nose.
Diana: Now that I know that, I'm only going to turn it on with my nose.
Lissa: Hows Matt [my aunt's husband.]
Aunt Joyce: He's good. We have so much fun together. Like this morning, I was making a bagel naked because it was hot, and I got cream cheese on my butt. And Matt came in and he was like, "you have cream cheese on your butt." So then, I did a sexy cream cheese dance. Do you know what that looks like?
Lissa: I have an idea.
Sign on the wall next to the toilet: If you can read this, you drank too much.