I'm not THAT "out" at work.

Apr 13, 2012 14:33

I don't hide my sexuality at work, but sometimes I do have to keep myself "toned down" a bit:

Co-worker 1 (to Co-worker 2): "Here's that 25 cents I owe you."

Co-worker 2: "Hey, this is American - I can't use this in the vending machine."

Co-worker 1: "Too bad, sucker!"

Co-worker 2: "No man, I want a REAL quarter back!"

Me (in full-on drag queen voice, but under my breath): "Oh, me too, honey."

I was awfully close to just tossing that in at full volume. I think that would have been a bit much. Actually, I don't know... hard to tell, everyone's been really great around here.

B.

innuendo, gay, work

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