Meme poetry.
Once, and for all:
Can I cook? Yes I can!
Everybody knows that, man.
When I was young my dreams had wheels,
I wished to design automobiles!
Had I to choose another talent
I'd improve my time management
Want to offer me some booze?
A glass of nice red wine can't lose.
Favorite veggie? (Those exist?)
Asparagus, grilled, with lemon twist.
The last book that I read, I think,
Was "Pride of Baghdad" (Here's a link.)
A Leo on the zodiac,
"Coeur de Lion" inked on my back,
Two silver hoops in my upper ear,
And a blue one in my eyebrow, here;
And while some list the piercings first,
As habits go, procrastination's my worst.
If I saw you walking on the street
I'd offer a lift to save your feet.
Favourite sport? To watch, or play?
Don't watch any, but I'd snowboard all day!
Pessimist or Optimist?
Depends on what the question is!
Sometimes I expect the worst,
But overall, I'm hopeful first.
In an elevator with a broken door
We could wait and talk... and maybe more. ;)
The worst thing that I've ever faced
Was giving bad news to my "friends unchaste".
He's something weird you may not know,
I had 3 wisdom teeth, the 4th didn't grow!
Allergies turn pets to pests,
but I don't mind unexpected guests!
Your first impression on me depends on you,
But if we're friends now, it was probably coo'!
Clowns aren't scary, and neither am I,
Though I'd like to be a more muscular guy.
If you need a new conscience, then I'm not the one,
But as a partner in crime I'm oodles of fun!
My eyes can be blue, grey, hazel or green,
As for arrests, my record is clean.
Bottle or Draft? Well, either is fine
Regardless of whether beer, cider, or wine.
If I won $10,000 (dollars) today,
I'd spend most on my debt and a little to play.
Would I date you? Depends what you mean,
"Date" as a serious mate? I'm not keen.
That goes for everyone; it's just me,
But I'd "go on a date" just to hang out with ye!
And speaking of "hang outs", where should we be?
Good restaurant, at home, or to karaoke!
The supernatural doesn't fool me,
Neither ghosts nor gods will I ever see!
My spare time is filled with a lot of neat stuff,
but my favourite if these is hanging out in the buff
I've developed a potty-mouth, which sorta sucks,
but I'm still more eloquent than a lot of dumb fu... fellows.
I have some pet peeves which cause consternation,
The biggest is people with no consideration.
If one word described me, I'd say "Lion" is game,
But "James", you will find, is my real middle name.
If asked to repost silly games I say "No",
But you're welcome to answer the same questions below.
Can I cook? Yes I can!
Everybody knows that, man.
When I was young my dreams had wheels,
I wished to design automobiles!
Had I to choose another talent
I'd improve my time management
Want to offer me some booze?
A glass of nice red wine can't lose.
Favorite veggie? (Those exist?)
Asparagus, grilled, with lemon twist.
The last book that I read, I think,
Was "Pride of Baghdad" (Here's a link.)
A Leo on the zodiac,
"Coeur de Lion" inked on my back,
Two silver hoops in my upper ear,
And a blue one in my eyebrow, here;
And while some list the piercings first,
As habits go, procrastination's my worst.
If I saw you walking on the street
I'd offer a lift to save your feet.
Favourite sport? To watch, or play?
Don't watch any, but I'd snowboard all day!
Pessimist or Optimist?
Depends on what the question is!
Sometimes I expect the worst,
But overall, I'm hopeful first.
In an elevator with a broken door
We could wait and talk... and maybe more. ;)
The worst thing that I've ever faced
Was giving bad news to my "friends unchaste".
He's something weird you may not know,
I had 3 wisdom teeth, the 4th didn't grow!
Allergies turn pets to pests,
but I don't mind unexpected guests!
Your first impression on me depends on you,
But if we're friends now, it was probably coo'!
Clowns aren't scary, and neither am I,
Though I'd like to be a more muscular guy.
If you need a new conscience, then I'm not the one,
But as a partner in crime I'm oodles of fun!
My eyes can be blue, grey, hazel or green,
As for arrests, my record is clean.
Bottle or Draft? Well, either is fine
Regardless of whether beer, cider, or wine.
If I won $10,000 (dollars) today,
I'd spend most on my debt and a little to play.
Would I date you? Depends what you mean,
"Date" as a serious mate? I'm not keen.
That goes for everyone; it's just me,
But I'd "go on a date" just to hang out with ye!
And speaking of "hang outs", where should we be?
Good restaurant, at home, or to karaoke!
The supernatural doesn't fool me,
Neither ghosts nor gods will I ever see!
My spare time is filled with a lot of neat stuff,
but my favourite if these is hanging out in the buff
I've developed a potty-mouth, which sorta sucks,
but I'm still more eloquent than a lot of dumb fu... fellows.
I have some pet peeves which cause consternation,
The biggest is people with no consideration.
If one word described me, I'd say "Lion" is game,
But "James", you will find, is my real middle name.
If asked to repost silly games I say "No",
But you're welcome to answer the same questions below.