Delayed Tuesday!
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- Paris Hilton’s got a new song out. No one cares. Still, good for her.
- There’s a new show on TLC called ‘Buying Naked’ about nudists shopping for real estate. There’s also ‘Naked and Afraid’ where people get dropped in the woods naked. I have not watched either of these - and I think there’s a ‘Dating Naked’ or something coming on soon - I totally think I’m going to marathon these like I used to do Animal Hoarders. Because what’s better than watching a bunch of censored naked people wandering through the jungle and then going on dates and then buying houses. Naked.
- Beyonce’s dad’s got another illegitimate kid that needs a DNA test. I think he’s broke now but I’m sure they’ll get some money out of them. I wonder if Beyonce goes to the family reunions anymore. Or does she just stay home drinking wine and swimming in her money.
- Robin Thicke’s album totes bombed in the UK (# 200!!). Hahahaha. I hope Paula is hanging out with someone hotter with actual swagger, not Alan Thicke swagger. (Sorry, Robin has no swagger.)