I am trying and failing to write. But one of my prompt-writing books suggested haiku.
HAIKU. Food, pets, trees, phones and traffic poetry for Saturday.
slim jim oh i dont
know if you count as food but
om nom nom nom nom
a plastic dragon
sits where fluffy used to swim
lazy but shiny
trees without shiny
lights or decorations - but
pretty anyway
stupid busy buzz
why no call waiting - are you
an amish person?
my car is nice and
all but seriously, I
miss my couch yo - move.