random tuesday
1. I wish it was Friday.
2. Tyra Banks wrote a book. I am sooo pre-ordering that shit. Tyra Banks is how crazy I want to be when I grow up. I totally got my friend to admit tonight that she practices smiling with her eyes. As all women must do to be fierce. MODELS with SUPERPOWERS. COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU WOULD READ THAT SHIT.
3. After spending the past couple of weeks googling things about Arthurian Legends, I realized I have at least 4 books on the subject. WTF, ME. Why do I have so many books I HAVE NOT READ?
4. It is a capslocky day, okay?
5. My mom has my convertible because it was so broken - and she is using it as a truck to cart around tables and chairs. And apparently there is now a hole in the roof. I hope she can find duct tape to match the color before she gives it back.
6. I also found "The Handy Science Answer Book" when I found my legend books tonight. I now can find the answers to such questions as: "What is a Monkey Ball Tree?" and "How is speleothem defined?" This book is SO HANDY.
7. I want to punch all the Sex and The City ladies in the face. Except for the lesbian one. Props to you, girl, for hooking up with an ugly woman. That's awesome when you're as rich as you are.
8. I love Travie McCoy even if he makes ridiculously poppy songs. I love his gratuitous tattoos and piercings and stupid hat and tall sexy ass.
9. My mom has decided that the reason my cars keep breaking down is the stress of stoplights. I mean, I have to go through FOUR to get to work. And she and dad combined go through...ZERO. I decide nothing.
10. CHOPPED comes on at TEN! Ridiculously excited.
2. Tyra Banks wrote a book. I am sooo pre-ordering that shit. Tyra Banks is how crazy I want to be when I grow up. I totally got my friend to admit tonight that she practices smiling with her eyes. As all women must do to be fierce. MODELS with SUPERPOWERS. COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU WOULD READ THAT SHIT.
3. After spending the past couple of weeks googling things about Arthurian Legends, I realized I have at least 4 books on the subject. WTF, ME. Why do I have so many books I HAVE NOT READ?
4. It is a capslocky day, okay?
5. My mom has my convertible because it was so broken - and she is using it as a truck to cart around tables and chairs. And apparently there is now a hole in the roof. I hope she can find duct tape to match the color before she gives it back.
6. I also found "The Handy Science Answer Book" when I found my legend books tonight. I now can find the answers to such questions as: "What is a Monkey Ball Tree?" and "How is speleothem defined?" This book is SO HANDY.
7. I want to punch all the Sex and The City ladies in the face. Except for the lesbian one. Props to you, girl, for hooking up with an ugly woman. That's awesome when you're as rich as you are.
8. I love Travie McCoy even if he makes ridiculously poppy songs. I love his gratuitous tattoos and piercings and stupid hat and tall sexy ass.
Click to view9. My mom has decided that the reason my cars keep breaking down is the stress of stoplights. I mean, I have to go through FOUR to get to work. And she and dad combined go through...ZERO. I decide nothing.
10. CHOPPED comes on at TEN! Ridiculously excited.