I finally realized...
...that I am just refried beans on the side of a Robbchilada. Soft, bland, a little mushy, and many times not wanted at all, most of you LJ folks order a Robbchilada and I come on the side. Nobody ever orders refried beans alone; maybe you'd get the shits. Some of you Mexican rice people I knew before Robbchilada was around, but it took a main course to bring us together.
The wife has been gone for 2 days and nary a thing to do have I. My brother guacamole went to eat with me, but had to be back at work in 30 minutes and didn't even eat. I should've saved $8 and stayed home. Even the big enchilada has a plate so full of astronomy that there is no room for the refried beans. So, I'll be sitting on the couch until I dry up, get crusty and have to be scraped off with a chisel.
Poop
The wife has been gone for 2 days and nary a thing to do have I. My brother guacamole went to eat with me, but had to be back at work in 30 minutes and didn't even eat. I should've saved $8 and stayed home. Even the big enchilada has a plate so full of astronomy that there is no room for the refried beans. So, I'll be sitting on the couch until I dry up, get crusty and have to be scraped off with a chisel.
Poop