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Well, it seems I forgot to hate someone yesterday, and I feel terrible about it. In actuality, I think I hate WESLEY KINSMAN HALL more than anybody. In fact, perhaps more than I hate Hitler, or Satan, or even Dave Matthews. Yeah, I am pretty sure, Wesley tops the hate list. I encourage all to join me in my great distaste for him. If you see him on campus be sure to kick, punch or give him an Indian Burn, and make sure he knows that you hate him too. Together we can drive him to madness, or atleast out of Clarksville. Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter.