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The Winner!
You scored 91 elegance and 93 spankability!
An absolutely stunningly high score for spankability, matched with an equally stunning high score for elegance! You have won! Congratulations! You're cooler than the lovechild of, let's see, Bjork and Lord Byron, and more spankable than two dolphins leaning over a gate! Er, that last simile may need some explanation. You see, cetologists have established that a dolphin is essentially a buttock with a tail at one end and a beak at the other. That's why they so often travel in pairs. Scientific fact. But I should also clarify that the author of this test harbours no improper thoughts or desires concerning our ocean-going mammal friends. that would be lower than Gottlob Frick's voice, Aaron Spelling's brow and a televangelist's belly. I'm hot for similes, not cetacea. Just sayin'. So contact me if you like, you winner you, and I'll send you your prize: I believe it's a picture of a fluffy bunny.
My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 90% on elegance
You scored higher than 90% on spankability
Link: The elegant spankability Test written by Laon- on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test