Dudeskies and brosephs:
So I've heard a couple things about hurricanes in the news lately. What bothers me is that it's not about the damage they're doing, but the fact that they're actually RUNNING OUT OF NAMES.
That's right, running out of names for hurricanes. As in, "We're on Wilma, where the hell do we go next?"
WHY HAVEN'T THEY CALLED ME?!?
I've got tons of ideas!!! Come on, you don't have a baby names book lying around, and maybe no internet connection where you could google such important things? And if you run out, you can always make them up, I mean... ask Shiniqua's parents. Really.
And seriously, I'm tired of wussy hurricane names. Maybe that's why nobody's listening to the evacuations and bailing out like they're supposed to. I'm not about to be threatened by something called "Hurricane Percy"! Here's my list, and it's just a start, but it's the general idea:
·Hurricane Acidbath
·Hurricane Beatdown
·Hurricane Cratermaker
·Hurricane Disembowelment
·Hurricane Estrogen (how scary would this actually be? YIKES!!)
·Hurricane Firestorm
Lastly if you live somewhere particularly hurricaney, quit whining and just move. Think about it. Why are you there? It's warm? Well, how warm are 90mph winds, really?
That's right, running out of names for hurricanes. As in, "We're on Wilma, where the hell do we go next?"
WHY HAVEN'T THEY CALLED ME?!?
I've got tons of ideas!!! Come on, you don't have a baby names book lying around, and maybe no internet connection where you could google such important things? And if you run out, you can always make them up, I mean... ask Shiniqua's parents. Really.
And seriously, I'm tired of wussy hurricane names. Maybe that's why nobody's listening to the evacuations and bailing out like they're supposed to. I'm not about to be threatened by something called "Hurricane Percy"! Here's my list, and it's just a start, but it's the general idea:
·Hurricane Acidbath
·Hurricane Beatdown
·Hurricane Cratermaker
·Hurricane Disembowelment
·Hurricane Estrogen (how scary would this actually be? YIKES!!)
·Hurricane Firestorm
Lastly if you live somewhere particularly hurricaney, quit whining and just move. Think about it. Why are you there? It's warm? Well, how warm are 90mph winds, really?