Petty Nonsensical Irritants
Oh, the title of this post has nothing to do with what is actually in this post. I just... stumbled across some Family Guy clips and one of them was labeled 'Petty Nonsensical Irritants'. Well, you know... I could turn this post into a random list of PNI's... I think I will do that; it seems like a good idea!
Here they are, kids, Brandon's most hated PNI's:
1. The filing of nails. Something about it... irks me...
2. Noticeable facial-hair on women. Not that I'm sexist... there's just something wrong with a 'stache on a chick.
3. Crime drama. I hate movies where the cute detective lady does her new partner who regrettably just joined her to solve 'the case'.
4. Country music. Nothing says 'I love my country' more than a song about drinking and then having barn-sex! Yehaw!
5. Winged insects. Buzzing noises bothers me... not to mention they're faster than I am.
6. Bad places in fruit. I hate biting into that little portion of the apple that is not crisp and juicy; the brown mushy shit part...
7. Oversized advertisement pens. It's great when I pick up a pen, take it to school, and find out it says VIAGRA on the side of it in bold letters.
8. Die-hard console gamers. It pisses me off when someone yells Wii sucks after I explain that I just got to a new level on Legend of Zelda, Twilight Princess. Or, those people who are completely angry with me that I would 'stoop so low' as to BUY a Wii. Then they argue with me that Xbox 360 and PS3 are SO much better and.... *sigh*
9. Excessive laughter at flatulence. Yes, fart jokes are funny. No... they aren't THAT funny.
10. Ipods that have the steel back that somehow manages to obtain a bazillion scratches the day after you get it.
11. Rulers without numbers. The ones where they basically say 'here's an important tool. Oh, but you do have to do SOMETHING yourself'.
12. Protruding of moles. You all know that... one lady. The lady who has the moles that don't even look attached... the ones that look like they're just barely sticking to her. You just want to say; "Hey... maybe cancerous?" to her...
13. The sharing of liquids during eating. Backwash, although sometimes invisible, happens when someone has recently eaten. Therefore, I can't justify sharing a drink with someone during a meal. It's... just... something I can't do. I'm sorry...
14. People who, for some reason, dislike me because I'm a vegetarian. Yeah, that makes sense... They should definitely hate me because I'm partaking in something that has NOTHING to do with them. Jerks...
15. Condescending older folk. That old guy who makes you feel like you're three years old? The one who calls you 'sport' or 'kiddo' and all you can think about while he's talking to you is how far you could get a pair of scissors into his ear. @_@;; Maybe that's just me...
16. People in general. Ew. D:
What are a few of YOUR PNI's?
Here they are, kids, Brandon's most hated PNI's:
1. The filing of nails. Something about it... irks me...
2. Noticeable facial-hair on women. Not that I'm sexist... there's just something wrong with a 'stache on a chick.
3. Crime drama. I hate movies where the cute detective lady does her new partner who regrettably just joined her to solve 'the case'.
4. Country music. Nothing says 'I love my country' more than a song about drinking and then having barn-sex! Yehaw!
5. Winged insects. Buzzing noises bothers me... not to mention they're faster than I am.
6. Bad places in fruit. I hate biting into that little portion of the apple that is not crisp and juicy; the brown mushy shit part...
7. Oversized advertisement pens. It's great when I pick up a pen, take it to school, and find out it says VIAGRA on the side of it in bold letters.
8. Die-hard console gamers. It pisses me off when someone yells Wii sucks after I explain that I just got to a new level on Legend of Zelda, Twilight Princess. Or, those people who are completely angry with me that I would 'stoop so low' as to BUY a Wii. Then they argue with me that Xbox 360 and PS3 are SO much better and.... *sigh*
9. Excessive laughter at flatulence. Yes, fart jokes are funny. No... they aren't THAT funny.
10. Ipods that have the steel back that somehow manages to obtain a bazillion scratches the day after you get it.
11. Rulers without numbers. The ones where they basically say 'here's an important tool. Oh, but you do have to do SOMETHING yourself'.
12. Protruding of moles. You all know that... one lady. The lady who has the moles that don't even look attached... the ones that look like they're just barely sticking to her. You just want to say; "Hey... maybe cancerous?" to her...
13. The sharing of liquids during eating. Backwash, although sometimes invisible, happens when someone has recently eaten. Therefore, I can't justify sharing a drink with someone during a meal. It's... just... something I can't do. I'm sorry...
14. People who, for some reason, dislike me because I'm a vegetarian. Yeah, that makes sense... They should definitely hate me because I'm partaking in something that has NOTHING to do with them. Jerks...
15. Condescending older folk. That old guy who makes you feel like you're three years old? The one who calls you 'sport' or 'kiddo' and all you can think about while he's talking to you is how far you could get a pair of scissors into his ear. @_@;; Maybe that's just me...
16. People in general. Ew. D:
What are a few of YOUR PNI's?