Aug 21, 2008 19:04
Sweet Jesus, I am so tired. ;o;
You can't even begin to understand how dead I really am inside. It's like... crawling through a giant field of pillows after listening to a preacher for ten minutes; unnervingly tiring. I almost have the will to die...
I blame Stephanie Meyer. Crazy woman, writing such fantastic books with such interesting plot twists. >:[
My mom recently bought me Breaking Dawn, the last book in the Twilight series. The moment I opened it up last night, around ten o'clock... I could tell I was growing a makeshift vagina--- at least until the book is finished. I decided I would grab two chocolate bars (because I'm fat) and a cup of orange-leaf lemon-grass hot tea (because I'm effeminate) before I started. That threw the time back a little. I settled into the first page of BD last night around ten thirty...
Needless to say, I went to bed around 5:14 this morning, after laughing, crying, and gasping my way through three hundred or so pages of wonderfully written vampire love. I was surprised, though, at just how much sex happened. Lots of sex. And impregnation, btw. Oshit... I guess I should warn for spoilers. WARNING; SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!11
So anyway, I woke up today at... twelve, methinks? Yus, twelve. I woke up at twelve. (probably closer to one @_@;;)
I took me a shower, fried up a boca burger, and settled into the book AGAIN. D:<
Yus, I know!! Soon I will be a womannnn.
I just recently broke away... just enough time to get on the computer and make sure my ties with civilization still held firmly. Myspace was still there, thank god. I don't know what I would do without it...
I know that before I fall asleep again (despite my yawning as I type this...) I will have read another hundred or so pages in the trials of Bella and her friends, enemies, and family. Because, simply, I have nothing better to do. The storyline is so irresistible, so immensely addictive. It's like vampiric crack. .--.
Anyway, I should be done soon. As it is I am on page four hundred and eighty-five. There are... seven hundred and some odd pages in it. I just don't want the magic to end, though! It's gunna be sad when I reach that page that says THE END in a sickeningly fancy font. Ugh. But, I'll soon be in school again, and more intriguing things will fill my time. Suckish, I have to admit, but I want school to start. I haven't accomplished anything noteworthy over the last three months and I need a little education here and there.
So yeah, weee! :D
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