Transformers Review
So... Transformers 2. Was a great movie, if you are in possession of a penis. All the guys I went with LOVED it. I sat there bored and a bit outraged that they turned a movie I was planning on loving into a total dude movie. At one point I was so underwhelmed that I looked around the theater and saw over 100 guys sitting on the edges of their seats, riveted to the screen while I saw several gals doing, well, what I was doing actually. The plot was uninspired, the dialogue juvenile, the special effects surprisingly average and the lead actress was just a pair of bouncing tits. The girlfriend that had an actual purpose in the 1st movie could have been deleted from this one and I believe that it would have made the movie better. She did nothing but whine a little and run a lot, hence the bouncing.
I went in expecting brightly colored robots and shiny explosions doing cool things and got confusing action scenes and an unoriginal plot... and shiny explosions. At least they gave me that much.
So I suggest that if you go see this movie drink a lot of Coke and eat a ton of M&Ms because you're going to need the rush to help you cope with this ADD inducing robot extravaganza.
I went in expecting brightly colored robots and shiny explosions doing cool things and got confusing action scenes and an unoriginal plot... and shiny explosions. At least they gave me that much.
So I suggest that if you go see this movie drink a lot of Coke and eat a ton of M&Ms because you're going to need the rush to help you cope with this ADD inducing robot extravaganza.