Fanfic alert! Read at your own risk.
This is was inspired by fics by duosugar and chn_breathmint. Links to these fics can be found here http://duosugar.livejournal.com/120568.html
Pairings: Not so subtle 1x2
Category: Humor, in theory
Notes: Poor Zechs...
“So, explain to me again why we’re here?” Zechs eyed his plate suspiciously.
“Well, we can’t very well go back to Arby’s after the spectacle Duo made of himself...”
“What can I say, I got skillz!” Duo proudly announced as he helped himself to some of Heero’s fries.
“Baka, only you would be proud of projectile vomiting techniques.” Heero grumbled while swatting away the offending fry-snatching hand.
“...And Trowa flat out refuses to go back to Wong Wei for some reason.” Wufei continued as though he hadn’t been interrupted. “So this was the only other place close enough to headquarters to grab lunch at.”
“But... are you sure it’s... sanitary?” Zechs gave his leaking styrofoam plate a good poking, half expecting the contents of the plate to wander off on its own if given half a chance.
“Of course it isn’t sanitary, it’s the food court at the mall! Don’t worry, Zechsy, it’s not any more dangerous than that mission you had sorting for evidence through old garbage at the dump and you turned out all right in the end, didn’t ya?” Duo clapped Zechs on the back in what was meant to be a comforting gesture, but since it only brought the blond haired preventer that much closer to his lunch, it only made things worse. “Besides they have laser tag here!”
“Duo, how can you possibly want to play laser tag after being involved in a four hour long fire-fight this morning?” Trowa’s voice was incredulous. “Didn’t you get enough of the real thing?”
“Shinigami never gets tired, baby.” Duo threw the unibanged boy a saucy wink. “Anyways, Heero gets really, ahem, happy while playing laser tag, ne Hee-chan?”
“Hn.” Heero responded with a curious gleam in his eye, then grabbed 02 and dragged him off.
“Jeeze guys, don’t get us kicked outta here, too!” Wufei called after them. “We’re running out of places to go!”
Zechs gave his plate another poke, still unconvinced that it wouldn’t try to do him in.
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Silly, ne? Sorry, couldn't help it. ^_^ Thanks for readin'!
Pairings: Not so subtle 1x2
Category: Humor, in theory
Notes: Poor Zechs...
“So, explain to me again why we’re here?” Zechs eyed his plate suspiciously.
“Well, we can’t very well go back to Arby’s after the spectacle Duo made of himself...”
“What can I say, I got skillz!” Duo proudly announced as he helped himself to some of Heero’s fries.
“Baka, only you would be proud of projectile vomiting techniques.” Heero grumbled while swatting away the offending fry-snatching hand.
“...And Trowa flat out refuses to go back to Wong Wei for some reason.” Wufei continued as though he hadn’t been interrupted. “So this was the only other place close enough to headquarters to grab lunch at.”
“But... are you sure it’s... sanitary?” Zechs gave his leaking styrofoam plate a good poking, half expecting the contents of the plate to wander off on its own if given half a chance.
“Of course it isn’t sanitary, it’s the food court at the mall! Don’t worry, Zechsy, it’s not any more dangerous than that mission you had sorting for evidence through old garbage at the dump and you turned out all right in the end, didn’t ya?” Duo clapped Zechs on the back in what was meant to be a comforting gesture, but since it only brought the blond haired preventer that much closer to his lunch, it only made things worse. “Besides they have laser tag here!”
“Duo, how can you possibly want to play laser tag after being involved in a four hour long fire-fight this morning?” Trowa’s voice was incredulous. “Didn’t you get enough of the real thing?”
“Shinigami never gets tired, baby.” Duo threw the unibanged boy a saucy wink. “Anyways, Heero gets really, ahem, happy while playing laser tag, ne Hee-chan?”
“Hn.” Heero responded with a curious gleam in his eye, then grabbed 02 and dragged him off.
“Jeeze guys, don’t get us kicked outta here, too!” Wufei called after them. “We’re running out of places to go!”
Zechs gave his plate another poke, still unconvinced that it wouldn’t try to do him in.
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Silly, ne? Sorry, couldn't help it. ^_^ Thanks for readin'!