Google suggests life's most important questions

Oct 19, 2009 12:55

Thanks to google search suggestions, here's the list of life's most pressing existential questions:

How can...
How can you tell if a guy likes you?
How can you tell if a girl is a virgin?
How can I make my hair grow faster?
How can you tell if a girl likes you?
How can you tell if you're pregnant?
How can I get pregnant?
How can I keep from singing lyrics?
How can you tell if someone is lying?
How can I lose weight fast?
How can I keep from singing?

Am I...
Am I pregnant?
Am I fat?
Am I in love?
Am I overweight?
Am I depressed?
Am I having a boy or girl?
Am I an alcoholic?
Am I bipolar?

How long...
How long does implantation bleeding last?
How long does it take to get a passport?
How long does alcohol stay in your system?
How long does it take to get pregnant?
How long does sperm live?

Why do...
Why do men have nipples?
Why do dogs eat grass?
Why do cats purr?
Why do dogs eat poop?
Why do men cheat?
Why do we dream?
Why do we yawn?
Why do mosquito bites itch?
Why do cats knead?
Why do dogs lick people?

When can...
When can you get pregnant?
When can I take a pregnancy test?
When can you find out the gender of the baby?
When can you take a pregnancy test?
When can you feel the baby move?
When can I get pregnant?
When can you hear a baby's heartbeat?
When can you tell the gender of a baby?
When can babies eat eggs?
When can I take a home pregnancy test?

When will...
When will I die?
When will the world end?
When will I get married?
When will windows 7 be released?
When will xbox live be back up?
When will iphone 3.0 be released?
When will the recession end?

Can someone...
Can someone tell if you are looking at their facebook page?
Can someone get pregnant during their period?
Can someone spy on my computer?
Can someone tell if you look at their myspace page?
Can someone be allergic to water?
Can someone die from a broken heart?
Can someone find out my ip address?
Can someone see if I looked at their profile on facebook?
Can someone track my ip address?
Can someone tell if you searched them on facebook?

Can you...
Can you run it?
Can you get pregnant on your period?
Can you duet?
Can you feel the love tonight lyrics?
Can you be pregnant and still have a period?
Can you get pregnant right after your period?
Can you get pregnant right before your period?
Can you get pregnant from being fingered?
Can you have your period and still be pregnant?
Can you get pregnant if he pulls out?

The less existential prefixes have a lot of questions about Michael Jackson.

How come Michael Jackson is white?
Did Michael Jackson die?
Did Michael Jackson bleach his skin?
Did Michael Jackson write his own songs?
Did Michael Jackson molest children?
What are Michael Jackson's kids names?
What is up with Jermaine Jackson's hair?
Where will Michael Jackson be buried?
Where did Michael Jackson die?
Where did Michael Jackson live?
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