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The princess makes plans.

Mar 20, 2008 14:38

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hatesbears March 20 2008, 21:23:20 UTC

Oh, how you EXCLUDE. Mother fucking Theresa is looking down on you and TUTTING.

bramblesgaveway March 20 2008, 21:39:16 UTC

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hatesbears March 20 2008, 21:57:45 UTC

Fuck no.

bramblesgaveway March 20 2008, 22:00:08 UTC

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hatesbears March 20 2008, 22:15:05 UTC

Is Fucknard going.

bramblesgaveway March 20 2008, 22:23:26 UTC

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hatesbears March 20 2008, 22:29:15 UTC

No, to braid your hair and put in pretty little bows whilst he slices through your arteries.

itwasnotso March 20 2008, 22:33:25 UTC

Cute. I don't do surgery without appointment.

hatesbears March 20 2008, 22:42:46 UTC

The way you find synonymy between butchering and surgery, gosh darnit and a bucket of sparkles, it just FILLS ME TO THE BRIMMING with confidence.

itwasnotso March 20 2008, 22:52:42 UTC

Slicing through arteries? Unfortunately, it appears to be an apt description of both, the last time I checked.

hatesbears March 20 2008, 23:03:49 UTC

All depends on whether you fucking need it, and she fucking doesn't so fuck off.

Reynard.

Nothing fucking stopping me from telling Charlie, the Princess's knight in amputated armor, that you, not Kuhl, were responsible for a little Ripper conundrum a while back.

Rose. itwasnotso March 20 2008, 23:11:07 UTC

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I had nothing to do with it, and I believe we have some higher authorities who can vouch for my innocence in the matter. It's a useless case, Rose. Drop it.

Reynard. hatesbears March 20 2008, 23:22:17 UTC

"it was HIM, Charlie, I just KNOW IT. It was like a knife running through my stomach, he just, he's OBSESSED with her--"

This point I'd pull back my artfully convered hair, to reveal a mass of black-eye, maybe tear up a bit.

"He HIT ME, Charlie, made me promi-- I just. i just don't know what to fucking do, I'm only a kid."

Rose. itwasnotso March 20 2008, 23:28:49 UTC

I have no doubt you could make the accusation if you like, and bat your lashes winningly as you did so.

But an accusation requires follow-up before any type of conviction, and believe me, the librarians would know my innocence better than this Charlie. And because this is more of a tale issue than anything mundane, I'm afraid the Atheneum trumps your theatrics. My apologies, my dear.

Reynard. hatesbears March 20 2008, 23:44:35 UTC

Your fucking problem, Fucknard, is that you don't fucking consider the fact that Charlie won't fucking care. Too fucking BOWLED OVER and EMOTIONALLY ATTACHED and TRULY, MADLY, DEEPLY does the one-legged fuck care for her, that the Atheneum won't matter.

Set of scalpels (blades #10, #11, #12a, #16, #17, #18, #24), chloroform, a lesson, and I'll back the fuck off.

Jess. itwasnotso March 24 2008, 04:21:00 UTC

Hmm.

No. I don't think I trust you with sharp instruments.

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