Fic: Minor Details (BBC Sherlock, G)
Author: bramblerose4
Title: Minor Details
Rating: G
Characters: Sherlock, John
Genre: Gen, Humor
Words: 187
Summary: John explains to Sherlock the error of his ways. A short funny drabble.
Sherlock took the police badge out of his pocket inside his coat and flashed it to the on beat cop. "Detective Holmes and Dr. John Watson, we're expected." Sherlock said ducking under the yellow crime scene tape before the patrol officer could say anything.
"Sherlock, you can't go around calling yourself a detective." John stated, trailing after the taller man.
"Why not, that's what I do, isn't it? Arrive at crime scenes, collect and study at evidence in order to solve cases, you know detective stuff."
"You mean you break into crime scenes-"
"Only when I'm not invited-"
"- And steal evidence-"
"Borrow, John-"
"-and chase down criminals with a nicked police badge."
"Just because I'm not officially recognized by the Yard doesn't make it a crime."
"Uh, yeah, that's exactly what it means."
Sherlock sucked on his teeth and waved John off as if it wasn't a problem and that he had only misspoken. "A minor detail."