shoes shoes shoes oh shoes
This is what I am looking at right now.
Claire told me I would like these shoes.
And I do. Oh I do. I want to buy them and look at them and wear them everywhere and line them up according to size (maybe colour) along my shoe rack because they are lovely. LOVELY.
So I went to the online shoe place for them and then it said to click my country but MY COUNTRY IS NOT THERE!
Horror horror horror.
Would anyone in pretty much anywhere except Australia or New Zealand (why are we forsaken????) like to buy me some shoes? And send them to me? And I will send them the money.
Yeeeesssssssss. It is genius YOU CANNOT TAKE MY SHOES FROM ME.
I actually hardly own any shoes at all, just thongs and running shoes.
I feel like I have been hypnotised.
Lalala.
Claire told me I would like these shoes.
And I do. Oh I do. I want to buy them and look at them and wear them everywhere and line them up according to size (maybe colour) along my shoe rack because they are lovely. LOVELY.
So I went to the online shoe place for them and then it said to click my country but MY COUNTRY IS NOT THERE!
Horror horror horror.
Would anyone in pretty much anywhere except Australia or New Zealand (why are we forsaken????) like to buy me some shoes? And send them to me? And I will send them the money.
Yeeeesssssssss. It is genius YOU CANNOT TAKE MY SHOES FROM ME.
I actually hardly own any shoes at all, just thongs and running shoes.
I feel like I have been hypnotised.
Lalala.