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So last night I was spanked by a dude in drag in front of 120 drunk essex birds.
Won a bottle of champagne for doing the best orgasm impression.
Had a stripper call me "the hottest bridesmaid".
Boogied to It's Raining Men, I Will Survive and lots of chintzy classics.
Chatted up and then left with(bad slutty bram) the hot waiter.
Hen nights(Bacherlotte party) = lots of fun.