Happy Easter Everyone!

[bramat78]

Remember today while your out frolicking, that The Easter Bunny died on the cross for your sins! errr, umm Christ laid an egg and told you to eat it cuz its chocolate! Oh wait no, Christ doesnt lay eggs, butneither do bunnies...

Happy easter! Dont eat a rotten one!

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The story the Spring Festival, eerr, I mean Easter, as told by Unkle Eddie

[pugfantus]

So, yeah. So the Pagan religion had very big festivals, remember, on Easter and Christmas. The Christian religion came along and had very big festivals, at Easter and Christmas. Jesus died on one and was born on the other. ( doubting sounds ) ‘Cause Jesus I do think did exist, and he was, I think, a guy who had interesting ideas in the Gandhi-type area, in the Nelson Mandela-type area, you know, relaxed and groovy; and the Romans thought, "Relaxed and groovy?! No, no, no, no, no!" So they murdered him. And kids eat chocolate eggs, because of the color of the chocolate, and the color of the... wood on the cross. Well, you tell me! It's got nothing to do with it, has it?

You know, people going, "Remember, kids," the kids who're eating the chocolate eggs, "Jesus died for your sins."

"Yeah, I know, it's great!”

“No, no no, it's bad, it's bad!”

“No, it's bad! It's very bad. It's terrible! Whatever you want, just keep giving me these eggs."

And the bunny rabbits! Where do they come into the crucifixion? There were no bunny rabbits up on the hill going, "Hey, what, are you going to put those crosses in our warrens? We live below this hill, all right?" Bunny rabbits are for shagging, eggs are for fertility. It's a festival - it's the spring festival!