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Alright, so me and my mom were driving home from cello, and somehow we started making up yer momma jokes.
Here are some we thought up
Your momma's so fat
...she doesnt need a pimp, she needs a realistate agent
...she doesnt have a birth certificate, she has a charter
...she uses a fire hydrant as a bidet
...she only needs half a winter coat because half of her is in a warmer climate
...she needs 3 tags to fit all the X's in her shirt size
Alright, now reply with your own yer momma joke. Make it original, and if you cant think of any, ask your mom. Thats what i do.
Here are some we thought up
Your momma's so fat
...she doesnt need a pimp, she needs a realistate agent
...she doesnt have a birth certificate, she has a charter
...she uses a fire hydrant as a bidet
...she only needs half a winter coat because half of her is in a warmer climate
...she needs 3 tags to fit all the X's in her shirt size
Alright, now reply with your own yer momma joke. Make it original, and if you cant think of any, ask your mom. Thats what i do.