Apr 18, 2007 23:12
SmarterChild (11:11:16 PM): A Museum Visit
My little nephew Pete and I went screwing to the museum to see the dinosaurs. There was a huge room full of boobs and at the center was a reconstructed tyrannosaurus rex and a variety of gay prehistoric artifacts. I was gayly impressed by the cock and clit, which I'd only seen previously in photos on the Internet. Pete was very banged however, because he thought he'd be seeing a live dinosaur. I explained that dinosaurs had been extinct for millions of years. Pete was so upset to hear this that he pushed me hard, knocking me into the horny caveman. The caveman fell and hit the tyrannosaurus rex, which started to lick. Before I knew it there were balls everywhere! I grabbed Pete and we ran out before we got caught.
Now THAT'S comedy.
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