Because I swear to God that
Scotty Vanity sounds like someone that would be found among the random bands in some record stores of Konamasi -- somewhere between local talent like Jupiter Knocks and Checkerboard Toast and national/international names like Nail Gun and (bands you've actually heard of).
Also, "Eyeliner Is Spiffy"? Bwahaha! I haven't heard any of his stuff, yet. It was his hair that first caught my eye, actually, and I do have to admit -- I like it.