DANE COOK

Jan 23, 2005 20:12

Remember those Kool-Aid Commercials where that big talking bowl of punch, he'd come crashing through your fucking wall in your living room. You wouldn't even know it and *BOoSH* OH YEAH! OH YEAH! OH YEAH! Right? And all the little kids were excited. Yes! Yes! And then they would drink out of him after debre fell in his big dumb head. He would pour himself. OH YEAH! OH YEAH! Him and his crazy tights. I don't like that. I don't like when juice wears tights. It's a horrible combination a bowl of juice wearing tights. Fuck drinking out of him. If that was me I'd be like, No you fix that wall before my dad gets home from work. He's gunna beat me with a belt and he's not going to believe a talking bowl of fruit punch came through here. You stupid idiot. Yeah, comming through the wall is really fucking cool. Using the front door is cool. Don't touch me you drink! Don't touch me you giant beverage. You are sweating or condinsending I will kick you in the tights and you will go down your very top heavily. You glass bitch. You glass bastard. OH YEAH! Oh No! Naughty naughty Koolaid. Oh Yeah? no, no. Oh Yeah? no.
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