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i wanted to bring back a few " shitfaced at matt's" stories..
like the time we watched pat do laundry.. and made the soundtrack for it. the "baby hands" thing.. and how michelle touches every piece of pizza before she tears one off... and MY PERSONAL favorite night.. the night sfenson was over.. drinking captin outta the 1/2 gallon with me.. share good old times from back in the stevens highschool days.. out of that night.. these quotes came..
" i was fucking my girlfriend in the ASS when the ball dropped, what were YOU
assholes doing?!
" she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose"
" .. and it was as big as my thumb i swearda freakin-gawwd"
" nick!!!.. naked?? NO NICK!!"
and.. my ultimate favorite quote from the era of all times
" he has a huge huge massive penis and i will tell the press that when they ask me"
hehe, brians gunna be our little famous boy.
like the time we watched pat do laundry.. and made the soundtrack for it. the "baby hands" thing.. and how michelle touches every piece of pizza before she tears one off... and MY PERSONAL favorite night.. the night sfenson was over.. drinking captin outta the 1/2 gallon with me.. share good old times from back in the stevens highschool days.. out of that night.. these quotes came..
" i was fucking my girlfriend in the ASS when the ball dropped, what were YOU
assholes doing?!
" she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose"
" .. and it was as big as my thumb i swearda freakin-gawwd"
" nick!!!.. naked?? NO NICK!!"
and.. my ultimate favorite quote from the era of all times
" he has a huge huge massive penis and i will tell the press that when they ask me"
hehe, brians gunna be our little famous boy.