GODDAMNIT
So tell me the part where this makes any fucking sense.
Monday and Tuesday, I had to be at Wright State at 8:30 AM. Set my alarm for 6:30 to give me about an hour to get up, get dressed, get shaved, get showered, all that good stuff. Generally it's enough time, but I always forget to leave time to wrestle with the snooze, which I did for about half an hour both Monday and Tuesday this week.
Imagine my joy when I find out I have morning cancellations Wednesday and to... (checks time) yesterday, allowing me to sleep well into the morning. Except both days I woke up around 6 AM, unable to get back to any real, useful sleep.
I submit this as proof that there is no God. Or at least, that there is a Devil. ... should that even be capitalized? I don't know.
Hey, I'm totally going to embed a video! It's a first! For some reason, I got this guy's act into my head on the drive home from work tonight, and it took me forever to remember his name. Sean Cullen, from his Comedy Central special back in '02. Good stuff. Although he seems to have lost a lot of weight since then, and a little bit of his comic flair.
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Monday and Tuesday, I had to be at Wright State at 8:30 AM. Set my alarm for 6:30 to give me about an hour to get up, get dressed, get shaved, get showered, all that good stuff. Generally it's enough time, but I always forget to leave time to wrestle with the snooze, which I did for about half an hour both Monday and Tuesday this week.
Imagine my joy when I find out I have morning cancellations Wednesday and to... (checks time) yesterday, allowing me to sleep well into the morning. Except both days I woke up around 6 AM, unable to get back to any real, useful sleep.
I submit this as proof that there is no God. Or at least, that there is a Devil. ... should that even be capitalized? I don't know.
Hey, I'm totally going to embed a video! It's a first! For some reason, I got this guy's act into my head on the drive home from work tonight, and it took me forever to remember his name. Sean Cullen, from his Comedy Central special back in '02. Good stuff. Although he seems to have lost a lot of weight since then, and a little bit of his comic flair.
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Sean Cullen - James Bond
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