Brainspouse Chat INSANITY. 2-14-08
Since Jen posted excerpts in her LJ, I thought I should post most of the whole damn thing in the comm. At least the insanity parts. ROFLMAO So click on the cut if you feel like laughing at our crazy sleep-deprivedness. :D It starts with a conversation on why sometimes, and we HAVE NO IDEA WHY, googletalk puts an accent on my vowels. >.< Also, if NC-17 Monaboyd dirty talk and bdsm overtones bothers you, you'll wanna stop after we start talking about Dom & Billy. ROFLMAO
Raquel: ok, made short venting kinda depressing entry to LJ and IJ, I think sleep is needed.
Jennifer: awww. alright then, rest up a bit. ::snuggles::
Raquel: and yet I still dun wanna move. lol
I have the energy and motivation of a ROCK lately.
it's ridiculous.
Jennifer: ....rocks are.... steadfast. ::nod nod::
Raquel: lol
but... not high on the motivated-to-do-things scale.
Jennifer: true.
Raquel: ::sits in chair and calcifies::
Jennifer: oh, the other week, erin actually used the phrase "stuck between a rock and a hard place" in context. it was odd. people don't really talk that way, unscripted. usually. at least, i didn't think so.
Raquel: LOL not often, no.
ók
GAH O
Jennifer: LOL
WTF.
LOL
Raquel: lol
It has something to do with the shift
THIS MUCH I HAVE FIGURED OUT.
but WHAT, I don't know.
Jennifer: ...what else are you hitting?!? am trying like, every combination of keys that i can think of.
Raquel: was gonna say, Ok, one last repitition of this song.
ROFLMAO
NOTHING. I mean, it's when I'm typing fast or backspacing, so I may be, but nothing else that's like, in common that I can think of!
Jennifer: OSDIfosofdaf[ps0efjoiawflJCDOPijuapOiduf
Raquel: and it's always the FIRST LETTER OF AN IM.
Jennifer: LOL
is it always?
Raquel: YES.
Jennifer: how odd.
Raquel: I KNOW.
ROFLMAO
I tried to hit some kind of fast pattern of ctrl enter shift vowel?
Jennifer:
o
O
Oo
LOL
Raquel: doing that with my right hand made my left hand twitch and I typed zfr. WTF.
I try to do an O, I type zfr.
I can never do it on purpose.
Jennifer: oOOoozofrozof
Raquel: I jsut tried to accidentally do it on purpose and STILL NOTHING.
Jennifer: LOL my googletalk hung up and i was like, oh great, now i've killed it.
Raquel: ROFLMAO
Jennifer: damn keys.
Raquel: It's me.
It's just me.
I am always amused by it, but also very WTF
Jennifer: LOL me tooooo
Raquel: push me, maybe then I'll move.
Jennifer: ::nudges::
Raquel: ::falls off chair, lays on ground::
Jennifer: ::rolls you to bed::
Raquel: ROFL
Jennifer: heeee
Raquel: You probly could actually do that.
since my bed is just mattress and boxspring.
Jennifer: you should get a teleporter.
HEY THEN YOU CAN COME HERE
LOL
Raquel: see, if it was just bed, it would be no problem.
BUT DOGS ARE INVOLVED.
AND THE WALKING OF.
and so I sit and calcify.
Jennifer: ::pets:
HEY. i can have a pet rock! ROFL
Raquel: heee, that is not a word I thought I would ever use in regular conversation.
ROFLMAO
::IS::
Jennifer: ::KEEPS::
Raquel: :D
::IS A SMILING ROCK::
Jennifer: you can stay in my pocket. :D
Raquel: ................................ omfg, WORST PUN IN THE FUCKING WORLD in my head.
Jennifer: LOL WHAT?
Raquel: ::changes name to Rockel::
Jennifer: ROFLMAO
Raquel: ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
::HEAD IN HANDS, LITERALLY::
Jennifer: and then it would be alliterative; raquel the rocket.
Raquel: ............................... Rocket?
ROFLMAO
Jennifer: lol am going to randomly call you rocket now.
Raquel: Am I a pet rock or are you shooting me off in space now?
CAN I GO TO THE MOON?
Jennifer: BOTH.
ROFL WAS JUST SAYING THAT
Raquel: ROFL I KNOW. :D
Jennifer: HEEEEE
YOU ARE A MOON ROCK. there, it is decided.
Raquel: OMFG THAT IS THE BEST EVER. ROFL
Jennifer: MY MOON ROCK. GO TO BED, MOONROCK.
see, now the insaneness is kicking in. TIME FOR BED.
for me too. >.<
Raquel: "Is this the Sea of Tranquility??" zoooooooooooooomBONK "Ohforfuck'ssake. *falls over*"
Jennifer: ROFL
Raquel: ROFL
Tell me you heard Eddie saying that. >.<
Jennifer: yes. HEE. i love him.
Raquel: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Jennifer: AND OMG I CAN'T WAIT FOR RICHES TO COME BACK
Raquel: EEEEEEEEEEEEEE, YES.
AND HE WILL DO TALK SHOWS.
Jennifer: YES
Raquel: AND HE WILL DO CRAIG.
Jennifer: FTW
Raquel: BUT NOT LITERALLY, SADLY. ROFL
Jennifer: ROFLMAO
THAT WOULD BE AWESOME TO SEE.
Raquel: Poor Eddie, he must be straight. He can only watch Dom and Craig get it on and sigh.
Jennifer: SPECIALLY IF DOM WAS THROWN IN SOMEHOW.
Raquel: ROFLMAO
Jennifer: dude we need to like, put a bunch of hot people in a cage and watch them go at it. ROFLMAO
Raquel: STILL one of the best moments OF MY LIFE, when DOM and EDDIE CONVERSED on CRAIG.
Jennifer: THAT WAS AWESOME, YES
Raquel: OMG WE'LL MAKE THAT GAY BOMB THAT THE US WAS RESEARCHING BACK IN THE DAY.
Jennifer: ROFLMAO
Raquel: AND SHOOT IT AT THE CAGE, AND EVERYONE WILL GO GAY AND HAVE AN ORGY.
Jennifer: tell me you've heard dom talking about the gay bomb. ROFL
Raquel: YES.
Jennifer: omg i love that man.
Raquel: HOT GAY BOMB CAGE SEX.
Jennifer: ROFLMAO
Raquel: :D
This is how we are awesome, one of us has an idea, the other ups it to the nth degree, and it goes round in circles.
Jennifer: HEEEEE
quite true
and then we get INSANE
Raquel: AND WE TAKE TURNS AT IT AS WELL, is quite civilized. :D
Jennifer: ROFL
we're a highly evolved species of crazy-fangirl.
Raquel: ROFLMAO
GAYDAR FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET.
MORE POWERFUL SLASHPOWERS THAN A LOCOMOTIVE.
Jennifer: OMG AM DYING NOW. ROFLMAO
Raquel: ROFLMAOOOOOOOOO
REALITYPROOF AS WELL. :D
WHICH IS BETTER THAN BULLETPROOF
Jennifer: I SUBJECT YOUR REALITY AND SUBSTITUTE MY OWN.
Raquel: HAHAHAHA.
Jennifer: REJECT* LOL
Raquel: ROFL
Jennifer: i typed that and then i was like. wtf. LOL
Raquel: ABLE TO LEAP TALL INCONSISTENCIES OF REALITY IN A SINGLE BOUND
Jennifer: ROFL
Raquel: AND IF WE COULD FLY, WE'D SPIN THE WORLD BACKWARDS, TURN BACK TIME, AND WATCH DOM AND BILLY FALL IN LOVE AND HAVE SEX.
Jennifer: OMG YES LET'S DO THAT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE OMG
Raquel: ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOO
::PLANS::
Jennifer: ::BEGS THEM:: CAN WE WATCH? PLEASE? WE WON'T GET IN THE WAY OR GIGGLE TOO LOUDLY OR ANYTHING, WE PROMISE.
Raquel: IF IT GOES THE WAY IT SHOULD, THEY'D BE TOO LOUD TO HEAR US ANYWAY.
Jennifer: ROFL YESSSSS. SPECIALLY DOM. UNTIL BILLY SHUTS HIM UP OMG.
Raquel: THAT'S THE BEST PART, YES.
Jennifer: AND THEN BILLY WOULD TALK SOOO FILTHY, HIS MOUTH AGAINST DOM'S SKIN, AND DOM WOULD JUST ABSORB THE SOUND AND BE KIND OF PROJECTING IT BACK, ONLY MUFFLED AND KINDA LIKE AKLSDJFLAKSJDF
Raquel: nnNNNNNGGGHHHhhh
Jennifer: YEAH, EXACTLY LIKE THAT.
Raquel: ROFLMAO
Jennifer: HEEEEE
Raquel: YOU HAD TO BRING UP FLITHY TALKING BILLY. >.<
Jennifer: "so fucking filthy, dommeh, such a slut for it. take it so fucking well... just want to use you up and force you silent...." GUH EVIL SEXY BILLY.
Raquel: ::HEADDESK::
YOU ARE EVIL
AND I LOVE YOU
Jennifer: meanwhile dom's just like OMGOMGOMG OH MY GOD FUCK ME PLEASE GOD BILLY PLEASE FUCK ME NOW.
Raquel: ::AGREES WITH DOM::
Jennifer: and billy's got his hand over dom's mouth, muffling the sound, and dom's like, licking billy's hand and trying to get around it and just get the sound OUT so billy can hear him, can hear him BEGGING, because billy won't fucking LISTEN, and dom fucking WANTS IT NOW, PLEASE AND THANK YOU, because dom's ever so polite, even when billy's TEASING THE HELL OUT OF HIM.
::headdesk::
Raquel: YEAH ME TOO KTHX
Jennifer: HEE
oh god.
Raquel: omg you're the best brainspouse in the history of the universe.
Jennifer: billy's threatening dom, threatening to hurt him if he doesn't shut the fuck up, and dom's blushing so hard because he WANTS it to hurt, he CRAVES it, the burn, the sting, billy's skin against his own, and he's ashamed of wanting it, can hardly speak it, and billy KNOWS, and he won't give in until dom ASKS for it, BEGS for it, and then billy'll give it to him HARD, harder than dom wants it, and he fucking LOVES it, because billy gives him exactly what he needs, and billy loves doing that, loves going beyond what dom even KNOWS to give dom what they both NEED, desperately.
Raquel: ........................................... ::squeak::
Jennifer: ::EVIL BILLY-SMIRK::
Raquel: ::PLEADING DOM-WHIMPER::
Jennifer: oh and you know he does, too. he's so loud until billy shuts him up, physically forces him quiet, and then all he has left are those little whimpers, the ones he can't hold back, especially when billy's holding out on him, and there're tears in his eyes, he wants SO MUCH, SO BADLY, and dom can't even stop himself when he starts those little mewling noises, those little, small, quiet begging sounds and billy waits, of course he does, he waits unitl they're completely unrestrained and uninhibited and then, ONLY then, will he finally give dom what he's dying for.
Raquel: and Dom is COMPLETELY DYING FOR IT, YES, TRULY. Not even fully AWARE of the sounds that he's making, FEELING them, more than actually hearing them, and he's just fucking vibrating all over from the need and desperation and just plain fucking desire, and Billy just LOOKS at him with that look, that SMIRK
Jennifer: and god, dom's skin is flushed red, from the heat, which billy can feel coming off him in tangible WAVES, and it's half from billy's own hands, half from dom's uncontrollable blush, and it makes the smaller bruises from earlier blend in, slightly, the little red marks that billy looks for, and if he can't find them, he just leaves more where he knows they already are.
like dom's thighs, god, and his hips and throat
LOL i just scrolled up through our conversation thinking "HOW DID WE GET TO THIS POINT?!" ....just randomly. it was inevitable.
Raquel: I THOUGHT OF THAT MYSELF JUST A COUPLE MINUTES AGO. ROFLMAO
*giggles* Yeah, sorry for the abruptness there. ;)
Raquel: ok, made short venting kinda depressing entry to LJ and IJ, I think sleep is needed.
Jennifer: awww. alright then, rest up a bit. ::snuggles::
Raquel: and yet I still dun wanna move. lol
I have the energy and motivation of a ROCK lately.
it's ridiculous.
Jennifer: ....rocks are.... steadfast. ::nod nod::
Raquel: lol
but... not high on the motivated-to-do-things scale.
Jennifer: true.
Raquel: ::sits in chair and calcifies::
Jennifer: oh, the other week, erin actually used the phrase "stuck between a rock and a hard place" in context. it was odd. people don't really talk that way, unscripted. usually. at least, i didn't think so.
Raquel: LOL not often, no.
ók
GAH O
Jennifer: LOL
WTF.
LOL
Raquel: lol
It has something to do with the shift
THIS MUCH I HAVE FIGURED OUT.
but WHAT, I don't know.
Jennifer: ...what else are you hitting?!? am trying like, every combination of keys that i can think of.
Raquel: was gonna say, Ok, one last repitition of this song.
ROFLMAO
NOTHING. I mean, it's when I'm typing fast or backspacing, so I may be, but nothing else that's like, in common that I can think of!
Jennifer: OSDIfosofdaf[ps0efjoiawflJCDOPijuapOiduf
Raquel: and it's always the FIRST LETTER OF AN IM.
Jennifer: LOL
is it always?
Raquel: YES.
Jennifer: how odd.
Raquel: I KNOW.
ROFLMAO
I tried to hit some kind of fast pattern of ctrl enter shift vowel?
Jennifer:
o
O
Oo
LOL
Raquel: doing that with my right hand made my left hand twitch and I typed zfr. WTF.
I try to do an O, I type zfr.
I can never do it on purpose.
Jennifer: oOOoozofrozof
Raquel: I jsut tried to accidentally do it on purpose and STILL NOTHING.
Jennifer: LOL my googletalk hung up and i was like, oh great, now i've killed it.
Raquel: ROFLMAO
Jennifer: damn keys.
Raquel: It's me.
It's just me.
I am always amused by it, but also very WTF
Jennifer: LOL me tooooo
Raquel: push me, maybe then I'll move.
Jennifer: ::nudges::
Raquel: ::falls off chair, lays on ground::
Jennifer: ::rolls you to bed::
Raquel: ROFL
Jennifer: heeee
Raquel: You probly could actually do that.
since my bed is just mattress and boxspring.
Jennifer: you should get a teleporter.
HEY THEN YOU CAN COME HERE
LOL
Raquel: see, if it was just bed, it would be no problem.
BUT DOGS ARE INVOLVED.
AND THE WALKING OF.
and so I sit and calcify.
Jennifer: ::pets:
HEY. i can have a pet rock! ROFL
Raquel: heee, that is not a word I thought I would ever use in regular conversation.
ROFLMAO
::IS::
Jennifer: ::KEEPS::
Raquel: :D
::IS A SMILING ROCK::
Jennifer: you can stay in my pocket. :D
Raquel: ................................ omfg, WORST PUN IN THE FUCKING WORLD in my head.
Jennifer: LOL WHAT?
Raquel: ::changes name to Rockel::
Jennifer: ROFLMAO
Raquel: ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
::HEAD IN HANDS, LITERALLY::
Jennifer: and then it would be alliterative; raquel the rocket.
Raquel: ............................... Rocket?
ROFLMAO
Jennifer: lol am going to randomly call you rocket now.
Raquel: Am I a pet rock or are you shooting me off in space now?
CAN I GO TO THE MOON?
Jennifer: BOTH.
ROFL WAS JUST SAYING THAT
Raquel: ROFL I KNOW. :D
Jennifer: HEEEEE
YOU ARE A MOON ROCK. there, it is decided.
Raquel: OMFG THAT IS THE BEST EVER. ROFL
Jennifer: MY MOON ROCK. GO TO BED, MOONROCK.
see, now the insaneness is kicking in. TIME FOR BED.
for me too. >.<
Raquel: "Is this the Sea of Tranquility??" zoooooooooooooomBONK "Ohforfuck'ssake. *falls over*"
Jennifer: ROFL
Raquel: ROFL
Tell me you heard Eddie saying that. >.<
Jennifer: yes. HEE. i love him.
Raquel: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Jennifer: AND OMG I CAN'T WAIT FOR RICHES TO COME BACK
Raquel: EEEEEEEEEEEEEE, YES.
AND HE WILL DO TALK SHOWS.
Jennifer: YES
Raquel: AND HE WILL DO CRAIG.
Jennifer: FTW
Raquel: BUT NOT LITERALLY, SADLY. ROFL
Jennifer: ROFLMAO
THAT WOULD BE AWESOME TO SEE.
Raquel: Poor Eddie, he must be straight. He can only watch Dom and Craig get it on and sigh.
Jennifer: SPECIALLY IF DOM WAS THROWN IN SOMEHOW.
Raquel: ROFLMAO
Jennifer: dude we need to like, put a bunch of hot people in a cage and watch them go at it. ROFLMAO
Raquel: STILL one of the best moments OF MY LIFE, when DOM and EDDIE CONVERSED on CRAIG.
Jennifer: THAT WAS AWESOME, YES
Raquel: OMG WE'LL MAKE THAT GAY BOMB THAT THE US WAS RESEARCHING BACK IN THE DAY.
Jennifer: ROFLMAO
Raquel: AND SHOOT IT AT THE CAGE, AND EVERYONE WILL GO GAY AND HAVE AN ORGY.
Jennifer: tell me you've heard dom talking about the gay bomb. ROFL
Raquel: YES.
Jennifer: omg i love that man.
Raquel: HOT GAY BOMB CAGE SEX.
Jennifer: ROFLMAO
Raquel: :D
This is how we are awesome, one of us has an idea, the other ups it to the nth degree, and it goes round in circles.
Jennifer: HEEEEE
quite true
and then we get INSANE
Raquel: AND WE TAKE TURNS AT IT AS WELL, is quite civilized. :D
Jennifer: ROFL
we're a highly evolved species of crazy-fangirl.
Raquel: ROFLMAO
GAYDAR FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET.
MORE POWERFUL SLASHPOWERS THAN A LOCOMOTIVE.
Jennifer: OMG AM DYING NOW. ROFLMAO
Raquel: ROFLMAOOOOOOOOO
REALITYPROOF AS WELL. :D
WHICH IS BETTER THAN BULLETPROOF
Jennifer: I SUBJECT YOUR REALITY AND SUBSTITUTE MY OWN.
Raquel: HAHAHAHA.
Jennifer: REJECT* LOL
Raquel: ROFL
Jennifer: i typed that and then i was like. wtf. LOL
Raquel: ABLE TO LEAP TALL INCONSISTENCIES OF REALITY IN A SINGLE BOUND
Jennifer: ROFL
Raquel: AND IF WE COULD FLY, WE'D SPIN THE WORLD BACKWARDS, TURN BACK TIME, AND WATCH DOM AND BILLY FALL IN LOVE AND HAVE SEX.
Jennifer: OMG YES LET'S DO THAT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE OMG
Raquel: ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOO
::PLANS::
Jennifer: ::BEGS THEM:: CAN WE WATCH? PLEASE? WE WON'T GET IN THE WAY OR GIGGLE TOO LOUDLY OR ANYTHING, WE PROMISE.
Raquel: IF IT GOES THE WAY IT SHOULD, THEY'D BE TOO LOUD TO HEAR US ANYWAY.
Jennifer: ROFL YESSSSS. SPECIALLY DOM. UNTIL BILLY SHUTS HIM UP OMG.
Raquel: THAT'S THE BEST PART, YES.
Jennifer: AND THEN BILLY WOULD TALK SOOO FILTHY, HIS MOUTH AGAINST DOM'S SKIN, AND DOM WOULD JUST ABSORB THE SOUND AND BE KIND OF PROJECTING IT BACK, ONLY MUFFLED AND KINDA LIKE AKLSDJFLAKSJDF
Raquel: nnNNNNNGGGHHHhhh
Jennifer: YEAH, EXACTLY LIKE THAT.
Raquel: ROFLMAO
Jennifer: HEEEEE
Raquel: YOU HAD TO BRING UP FLITHY TALKING BILLY. >.<
Jennifer: "so fucking filthy, dommeh, such a slut for it. take it so fucking well... just want to use you up and force you silent...." GUH EVIL SEXY BILLY.
Raquel: ::HEADDESK::
YOU ARE EVIL
AND I LOVE YOU
Jennifer: meanwhile dom's just like OMGOMGOMG OH MY GOD FUCK ME PLEASE GOD BILLY PLEASE FUCK ME NOW.
Raquel: ::AGREES WITH DOM::
Jennifer: and billy's got his hand over dom's mouth, muffling the sound, and dom's like, licking billy's hand and trying to get around it and just get the sound OUT so billy can hear him, can hear him BEGGING, because billy won't fucking LISTEN, and dom fucking WANTS IT NOW, PLEASE AND THANK YOU, because dom's ever so polite, even when billy's TEASING THE HELL OUT OF HIM.
::headdesk::
Raquel: YEAH ME TOO KTHX
Jennifer: HEE
oh god.
Raquel: omg you're the best brainspouse in the history of the universe.
Jennifer: billy's threatening dom, threatening to hurt him if he doesn't shut the fuck up, and dom's blushing so hard because he WANTS it to hurt, he CRAVES it, the burn, the sting, billy's skin against his own, and he's ashamed of wanting it, can hardly speak it, and billy KNOWS, and he won't give in until dom ASKS for it, BEGS for it, and then billy'll give it to him HARD, harder than dom wants it, and he fucking LOVES it, because billy gives him exactly what he needs, and billy loves doing that, loves going beyond what dom even KNOWS to give dom what they both NEED, desperately.
Raquel: ........................................... ::squeak::
Jennifer: ::EVIL BILLY-SMIRK::
Raquel: ::PLEADING DOM-WHIMPER::
Jennifer: oh and you know he does, too. he's so loud until billy shuts him up, physically forces him quiet, and then all he has left are those little whimpers, the ones he can't hold back, especially when billy's holding out on him, and there're tears in his eyes, he wants SO MUCH, SO BADLY, and dom can't even stop himself when he starts those little mewling noises, those little, small, quiet begging sounds and billy waits, of course he does, he waits unitl they're completely unrestrained and uninhibited and then, ONLY then, will he finally give dom what he's dying for.
Raquel: and Dom is COMPLETELY DYING FOR IT, YES, TRULY. Not even fully AWARE of the sounds that he's making, FEELING them, more than actually hearing them, and he's just fucking vibrating all over from the need and desperation and just plain fucking desire, and Billy just LOOKS at him with that look, that SMIRK
Jennifer: and god, dom's skin is flushed red, from the heat, which billy can feel coming off him in tangible WAVES, and it's half from billy's own hands, half from dom's uncontrollable blush, and it makes the smaller bruises from earlier blend in, slightly, the little red marks that billy looks for, and if he can't find them, he just leaves more where he knows they already are.
like dom's thighs, god, and his hips and throat
LOL i just scrolled up through our conversation thinking "HOW DID WE GET TO THIS POINT?!" ....just randomly. it was inevitable.
Raquel: I THOUGHT OF THAT MYSELF JUST A COUPLE MINUTES AGO. ROFLMAO
*giggles* Yeah, sorry for the abruptness there. ;)