What SHOULD Happen at ORC...
This random comment porn tig, found here at bloodrayveness 's journal (along with a bit of commentary that I edited out), was brought on by the Beecake Barfly gig report, pictures, and video. Inspired by glass_moment 's comment. This is what would happen (our version, anyway) if Billy dedicated the song Kick The Door to Dom. Asterisks mark the change in writer; I started. Title by bloodrayveness
originally posted here, at my own journal.
What SHOULD Happen at ORC...
NC-17
somewhere around 1,160 words. O.O
summary: mostly just porn. :D
Billy: You probably won't believe this...
Fangirls: ha! try us.
Billy:...but I wrote this next song for my good friend Dominic, who is actually backstage right now.
Fangirls: OMGSQUEE*EXPLODE*
***
Fangirls: 'Good friend'? YA RIGHT. YOURLOVEISSOTRUE.
Billy: Do ye wanna hear this song or NOT?
Fangirls: *silent*
***
pin: *drops*
Jen: *gigglesnort*
Billy: Dommeh, why don't you come out here first?
Fangirls: yes pls!
Dom: *pokes his head out*
Fangirls: *trying to contain their squee* omg! Billy... Dom... together....
Dom: Quit messing around, Billy, and serenade me already!
Billy: *sigh*
Fangirls: *DEAD AGAIN*
Billy: *sings* It's getting hard, I need your touch, you know that I want you, I want you so much...
Dom: *dances*
world: GUH
***
Billy: *watches Dom dance as he sings, stops mid-song* Oh fuck it. *grabs Dom and kisses him*
Dom: *thinks* 'It worked!!' *kisses Billy back, pushes against him*
Fangirls: *JAWS DROP, UNABLE TO BLINK*
***
the rest of the band: Sorry about that... I doubt we're ever gonna finish the song....
Dom: *makes all kinds of sexy noises*
Billy: *ravishes*
Fangirls: IT'S ALRIGHT, WE DON'T MIND. *stare*
***
the rest of the band: *tune instruments, occasionally looking up at Dom and Billy, sigh, fuck off for a cup of coffee*
Billy: *oblivious, pushes Dom down onto the stage, crawls on top of him, ravishing further*
Dom: *mewls in surprise, but goes with it, hooking a leg over one of Billy's*
Fangirls: *finally wake up enough to start taking pictures*
***
Fangirls (to each other): why the fuck didn't we start the video cameras????? *facepalm*
Billy: *pins Dom to the stage and rips Dom's shirt*
Dom: *plasters himself to Billy, all the while making out-of-breath whiny noises*
Fangirls: um. *gulp* oh hell yes.
***
Billy: *fastens his mouth to Dom's neck while tearing the rest of Dom's shirt off of him*
Dom: *starts pulling off Billy's shirt, panting and grinding up into him*
Fangirls: *small series of thuds as the weaker ones start to faint*
***
Dom: God, Bill, fuck me already, you bastard!
Billy: *evil grin, bites Dom's neck then shoves a hand down Dom's jeans*
Dom: bloody... tease.... *groans, head tilted back*
Fangirls: *hurry up and set up the tripods, about to faint*
***
Billy: *still grinning evilly* But that's how you like it, Dommeh. *starts roughly moving his hand inside Dom's jeans, gripping Dom's hair in his free hand and kissing him hard*
Dom: *squeaks, arching up off the floor, sliding his free hand down to grip Billy's arse*
Fangirls: *whimper, much awkward shifting and squeezing thighs together*
***
Dom: *whimpers urgently* Billy, please fuck me now!!
Billy: *pushes Dom's jeans down to his thighs and unbuttons his own*
Dom: *pulls Billy down on top of him again* please, Billy, please, now?
Billy: *bites Dom's chest* well since you beg so nicely... alright, now.
Fangirls: *incoherent and doing mental keyboardsmashes while nearly vibrating with tension and contained squeeing*
***
Billy: *pushes his own jeans down slightly, pulls Dom's hips up to meet his own and positions himself right there*
Dom: *arches up into Billy's grip, squirms helplessly, whining* Oh GOD, Billy, for fuck's sake.
Fangirls: *thinking* 'YES, BILLY, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, PLEASE!'
***
Elijah: *walks in, stops dead, jaw drops* Are they... are they fucking on the stage?
Fangirls: *squeak!*
Elijah: I told them no fucking in public, but did they listen? OF COURSE NOT.
Fangirls: *smack Elijah* Don't you dare tell them to stop.
Billy: *holds Dom down and begins to fuck him*
Dom: *pants, moans, whimpers* GOD, BILLY!! *scratches Billy's back underneath the shirt that he never did take off* FUCK!
Billy: *moans* Dom... *does things (>.<) to make Dom cry out*
Elijah: *dies*
Fangirls: We always knew you were a Monaboyd shipper...
***
Elijah: *fidgets* Um... yeah... I'm gonna be... over there. *goes behind stage curtain, and starts to make very suspicious movements and moans*
Fangirls: We understand TOTALLY, LIJ.
Dom: *thrusts up hard against Billy, again and again, desperate for the friction*
Billy: You're so fucking hot for it, aren't you, Dom? *fucks Dom faster, reaching down to touch him*
Fangirls: *restraining selves from rushing the stage to help*
***
Dom: *cries* Yes, please! Anything, Billy, I'll do anything, just please touch me!
Billy: *strokes Dom roughly, still keeping up his fast pace* You love this, don't you, Dom? You love people watching you. You're such an attention whore, Dommeh. *twists his hand, making Dom cry again, loudly* Scream for me, Dom, and I'll make you come.
Dom: *arches impressively (must be the yoga), and blinks the sweat out of his eyes* God, Billy, yes please, fucking yes!
Fangirls: *transfixed, wide-eyed*
Elijah: *pokes his head out to see* C'mon, Dom, scream...
Billy: *bites Dom and does evil things that we can't see*
Dom: *screams*
***
Fangirls: *bite back their OWN screams, resist the urge to run to the bathroom for some private time*
Billy: *groans softly at Dom's scream* Yeesss... that's it, love... *quickens his strokes on Dom, twisting and squeezing in all the places that drive Dom crazy*
Dom: *scream hitches in his throat, his body goes stiff and shakes all over as he comes undone at Billy's hand, pushing completely into Billy*
Elijah: Oh fuck yeah. *more suspicious movements behind curtain*
Fangirls: *Unable to breathe, asphyxiate*
***
Dom: *limp, breathing hard, his eyes glazed over and falling shut*
Billy: Fucking tight... *moan* God, Dom... *another moan* ...feel so fucking hot... so good...
Dom: *grips Billy's shoulders and pulls him down on top of him again* 'nough talking now. *kisses Billy sloppily, one hand on Billy's back and the other around Billy's neck, weakly holding him close*
Billy: *moans into Dom's mouth, erratically thrusting into him*
Elijah: fuck yes. *whimpers, ducks behind curtain again*
Fangirls: *have lost control of basic bodily functions and are now drooling all over the floor*
***
Dom: *whispers huskily against Billy's lips* Come for me, Bill, need to feel you... *kisses him intently*
Billy: *finally loses himself inside Dom with a loud shout into Dom's mouth, gripping Dom's hips so tightly that it's bound to leave bruises, slowing his rhythm until he stills completely and just lays on top of Dom, panting hard*
Elijah: *falls over, doesn't care*
Fangirls: ........ That was the best thing we've ever seen in our LIVES. *sobbing from joy*
***
Dom&Billy: *plastered together, breathing hard and kissing gently and lazily now*
Fangirls: *happy sigh*
Dom: *looks at the crowd, bites his lip, trying not to giggle*
Billy: *hides his face in Dom's neck*
Elijah: *comes out again, looking flustered and disheveled* um... guys? I think it's about time to go, don't you?
Billy: *groans*
Dom: *giggles* Don't wanna move...
Elijah (to Fangirls): you won't... tell anybody about this, will you?
Fangirls: YEAH FUCKIN' RIGHT, LIJ. THIS IS GOIN' OUT ON THE INTERNET IN TWO SECONDS.
Billy: *groans louder*
Dom: *smiles weakly*
Elijah: *facepalm*
Fangirls: ....we'll friends-lock it, okay? :D
***
THE END.
wait...
epilogue:
And then all the fangirls ran to computers and posted pics, video, and reports on every journal and community they could find. F-locked, of course. :D
originally posted here, at my own journal.
What SHOULD Happen at ORC...
NC-17
somewhere around 1,160 words. O.O
summary: mostly just porn. :D
Billy: You probably won't believe this...
Fangirls: ha! try us.
Billy:...but I wrote this next song for my good friend Dominic, who is actually backstage right now.
Fangirls: OMGSQUEE*EXPLODE*
***
Fangirls: 'Good friend'? YA RIGHT. YOURLOVEISSOTRUE.
Billy: Do ye wanna hear this song or NOT?
Fangirls: *silent*
***
pin: *drops*
Jen: *gigglesnort*
Billy: Dommeh, why don't you come out here first?
Fangirls: yes pls!
Dom: *pokes his head out*
Fangirls: *trying to contain their squee* omg! Billy... Dom... together....
Dom: Quit messing around, Billy, and serenade me already!
Billy: *sigh*
Fangirls: *DEAD AGAIN*
Billy: *sings* It's getting hard, I need your touch, you know that I want you, I want you so much...
Dom: *dances*
world: GUH
***
Billy: *watches Dom dance as he sings, stops mid-song* Oh fuck it. *grabs Dom and kisses him*
Dom: *thinks* 'It worked!!' *kisses Billy back, pushes against him*
Fangirls: *JAWS DROP, UNABLE TO BLINK*
***
the rest of the band: Sorry about that... I doubt we're ever gonna finish the song....
Dom: *makes all kinds of sexy noises*
Billy: *ravishes*
Fangirls: IT'S ALRIGHT, WE DON'T MIND. *stare*
***
the rest of the band: *tune instruments, occasionally looking up at Dom and Billy, sigh, fuck off for a cup of coffee*
Billy: *oblivious, pushes Dom down onto the stage, crawls on top of him, ravishing further*
Dom: *mewls in surprise, but goes with it, hooking a leg over one of Billy's*
Fangirls: *finally wake up enough to start taking pictures*
***
Fangirls (to each other): why the fuck didn't we start the video cameras????? *facepalm*
Billy: *pins Dom to the stage and rips Dom's shirt*
Dom: *plasters himself to Billy, all the while making out-of-breath whiny noises*
Fangirls: um. *gulp* oh hell yes.
***
Billy: *fastens his mouth to Dom's neck while tearing the rest of Dom's shirt off of him*
Dom: *starts pulling off Billy's shirt, panting and grinding up into him*
Fangirls: *small series of thuds as the weaker ones start to faint*
***
Dom: God, Bill, fuck me already, you bastard!
Billy: *evil grin, bites Dom's neck then shoves a hand down Dom's jeans*
Dom: bloody... tease.... *groans, head tilted back*
Fangirls: *hurry up and set up the tripods, about to faint*
***
Billy: *still grinning evilly* But that's how you like it, Dommeh. *starts roughly moving his hand inside Dom's jeans, gripping Dom's hair in his free hand and kissing him hard*
Dom: *squeaks, arching up off the floor, sliding his free hand down to grip Billy's arse*
Fangirls: *whimper, much awkward shifting and squeezing thighs together*
***
Dom: *whimpers urgently* Billy, please fuck me now!!
Billy: *pushes Dom's jeans down to his thighs and unbuttons his own*
Dom: *pulls Billy down on top of him again* please, Billy, please, now?
Billy: *bites Dom's chest* well since you beg so nicely... alright, now.
Fangirls: *incoherent and doing mental keyboardsmashes while nearly vibrating with tension and contained squeeing*
***
Billy: *pushes his own jeans down slightly, pulls Dom's hips up to meet his own and positions himself right there*
Dom: *arches up into Billy's grip, squirms helplessly, whining* Oh GOD, Billy, for fuck's sake.
Fangirls: *thinking* 'YES, BILLY, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, PLEASE!'
***
Elijah: *walks in, stops dead, jaw drops* Are they... are they fucking on the stage?
Fangirls: *squeak!*
Elijah: I told them no fucking in public, but did they listen? OF COURSE NOT.
Fangirls: *smack Elijah* Don't you dare tell them to stop.
Billy: *holds Dom down and begins to fuck him*
Dom: *pants, moans, whimpers* GOD, BILLY!! *scratches Billy's back underneath the shirt that he never did take off* FUCK!
Billy: *moans* Dom... *does things (>.<) to make Dom cry out*
Elijah: *dies*
Fangirls: We always knew you were a Monaboyd shipper...
***
Elijah: *fidgets* Um... yeah... I'm gonna be... over there. *goes behind stage curtain, and starts to make very suspicious movements and moans*
Fangirls: We understand TOTALLY, LIJ.
Dom: *thrusts up hard against Billy, again and again, desperate for the friction*
Billy: You're so fucking hot for it, aren't you, Dom? *fucks Dom faster, reaching down to touch him*
Fangirls: *restraining selves from rushing the stage to help*
***
Dom: *cries* Yes, please! Anything, Billy, I'll do anything, just please touch me!
Billy: *strokes Dom roughly, still keeping up his fast pace* You love this, don't you, Dom? You love people watching you. You're such an attention whore, Dommeh. *twists his hand, making Dom cry again, loudly* Scream for me, Dom, and I'll make you come.
Dom: *arches impressively (must be the yoga), and blinks the sweat out of his eyes* God, Billy, yes please, fucking yes!
Fangirls: *transfixed, wide-eyed*
Elijah: *pokes his head out to see* C'mon, Dom, scream...
Billy: *bites Dom and does evil things that we can't see*
Dom: *screams*
***
Fangirls: *bite back their OWN screams, resist the urge to run to the bathroom for some private time*
Billy: *groans softly at Dom's scream* Yeesss... that's it, love... *quickens his strokes on Dom, twisting and squeezing in all the places that drive Dom crazy*
Dom: *scream hitches in his throat, his body goes stiff and shakes all over as he comes undone at Billy's hand, pushing completely into Billy*
Elijah: Oh fuck yeah. *more suspicious movements behind curtain*
Fangirls: *Unable to breathe, asphyxiate*
***
Dom: *limp, breathing hard, his eyes glazed over and falling shut*
Billy: Fucking tight... *moan* God, Dom... *another moan* ...feel so fucking hot... so good...
Dom: *grips Billy's shoulders and pulls him down on top of him again* 'nough talking now. *kisses Billy sloppily, one hand on Billy's back and the other around Billy's neck, weakly holding him close*
Billy: *moans into Dom's mouth, erratically thrusting into him*
Elijah: fuck yes. *whimpers, ducks behind curtain again*
Fangirls: *have lost control of basic bodily functions and are now drooling all over the floor*
***
Dom: *whispers huskily against Billy's lips* Come for me, Bill, need to feel you... *kisses him intently*
Billy: *finally loses himself inside Dom with a loud shout into Dom's mouth, gripping Dom's hips so tightly that it's bound to leave bruises, slowing his rhythm until he stills completely and just lays on top of Dom, panting hard*
Elijah: *falls over, doesn't care*
Fangirls: ........ That was the best thing we've ever seen in our LIVES. *sobbing from joy*
***
Dom&Billy: *plastered together, breathing hard and kissing gently and lazily now*
Fangirls: *happy sigh*
Dom: *looks at the crowd, bites his lip, trying not to giggle*
Billy: *hides his face in Dom's neck*
Elijah: *comes out again, looking flustered and disheveled* um... guys? I think it's about time to go, don't you?
Billy: *groans*
Dom: *giggles* Don't wanna move...
Elijah (to Fangirls): you won't... tell anybody about this, will you?
Fangirls: YEAH FUCKIN' RIGHT, LIJ. THIS IS GOIN' OUT ON THE INTERNET IN TWO SECONDS.
Billy: *groans louder*
Dom: *smiles weakly*
Elijah: *facepalm*
Fangirls: ....we'll friends-lock it, okay? :D
***
THE END.
wait...
epilogue:
And then all the fangirls ran to computers and posted pics, video, and reports on every journal and community they could find. F-locked, of course. :D