I have am entering the ninth month and have achieved maximum whining. Today someone looked at me and said, Jeez, CK, are you having triplets, or what?! On the upside, everyone says that aside from the huge, whale-like baby belly, I hardly seem to have gained any weight. Which, while not true, is still lovely and sweet of them to say. I'm going to whine to the doctor tomorrow about why I'm always so out of breath all the time. I think that possibly why I seem so huge is because the baby hasn't "dropped" yet, and this huge monster is clinging to my diaphram. This, also, has a plus side, as I still have the bladder capacity of something like a normal adult. When the baby drops, I'll breath easier, but have to pee constantly... See what I mean about the maximum whining? I'm not doing happy cute mommy talk these days... :p
Hmmm.... You could write mpreg as a form of revenge fic... except, have someone really evil like Kinsey be the one to get pregnant and have awful pregnancy symptoms!
Yes, well, you know my one attempt at (tongue-in-cheek) revenge fic was an utter failure. (Because CJ liked Marton in it OMG! Damn! ;-) I can't imagine writing revenge fic fer reals. I just can't spend that much time in icky headspace. Fic is about happy sexy yum for me. Like Serial Rediscovery -- YUM! Yeah, there are angsty or dark fics that I really like, too, but none that have that real edge of spite that happens when written for revenge. Ew.
(I'm pretty sure I know the post you're talking about. Need to catch up on it -- have been in airports/planes all day. Ugh.)
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Best. Birthday. Present. EVER!
Because, yeah, it is so totally all about me. But really, so excited you are posting. Gives me something to look forward to.
How is the pregnancy going btw?
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Ewww... maybe not.
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(I'm pretty sure I know the post you're talking about. Need to catch up on it -- have been in airports/planes all day. Ugh.)
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