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i woke up today because i got me a phone call from mr. jason from aladdin bailbonds wanting to ask me if i'd like to bail my momma out of jail for just $1000. i was so excited to say yes! i got all warm in my tummy and felt like shouting "fuck yeah!" slap that fat ass bill on me! i can't wait. so, i got high and high some more ate some comida de quacha and washed my hair and all. i'm going to call in for work because honestly, i don't want to go tonight. i have soem papers to sign and now that bail went down to $100 i'm even more ecxited to hand deliver it to those cock suckers. i'm so lucky. i hope arianne's day is more swell than this poop stain on big k's underwear.