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~*stolen from esther*~
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.
It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside.
With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.
The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.
and now for the conversation between me and mindy....hahaha...it was funni and i think i am drunk or something..=) enjoy...
Grace: alright
let me try this
lets say you have two cows right?
Mindy: lol
that i get
Grace: hahaha
if you have privatization
those two cows are yours only...
Mindy: all righty
Grace: and you can do whatever you want with them
Mindy: yup gotcha
Grace: the government has no control over your cows
they are yours
Mindy: yay
Grace: hahah....
now if you have corporization
the cows are yours
but the government has some control over them
Mindy: how much control?
==;;
Grace: very little
the gov can say that you cant feed them other cow parts (mad cow disease)
Mindy: lol
Grace: but generally speaking you can still do whatever you want with them...
whoa, i never knew i could explain government in cows
=)
Mindy: hahahah
ok so corporatization is when the gov has some say in what you do with your business
less power for the invdividual
over
their
cows
Grace: yes
do you get that?
usa is sorta a corporatization world
Mindy: yes
lol
ok
explain
^^
Grace: haha
well, the republicans really want to privatize everything
but the government still has control over stuff
like they can be sue to expeling too much pollution
or if they arent treating their employees right
Mindy: wait who?
who can be sued?
Grace: the companies
Mindy: by the gov?
Grace: yes...in the interest of the people
and minimum wage is the perfect example
Mindy: ahh
what's the deal with Walmart?
Grace: well...
the gov control allows employees to join unions and everything
but walmart is afraid that the employees are gonna be demanding higher wages and stuff if they are in union
unions*
so they refuse to allow employees to be in unions
Mindy: but doesnt that go against the gov?\
Grace: well, the gov gives them the right
but its not like they have to use it
Mindy: sooo
walmart overrides that
Grace: yea
do you sorta get it?
its like this...
you hire me to help you milk the cow
Mindy: rofl
Grace: hahaha
anyways
if i am with an union, then i could be demanding more money
b/c i am the milking-cow-people union
and they are giving me support to ask u for more money
but then you say that you wont hire me until i am NOT in the union
and if i am desparate for the job
then i would probably quite the union to get the job
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.
It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside.
With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.
The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.
and now for the conversation between me and mindy....hahaha...it was funni and i think i am drunk or something..=) enjoy...
Grace: alright
let me try this
lets say you have two cows right?
Mindy: lol
that i get
Grace: hahaha
if you have privatization
those two cows are yours only...
Mindy: all righty
Grace: and you can do whatever you want with them
Mindy: yup gotcha
Grace: the government has no control over your cows
they are yours
Mindy: yay
Grace: hahah....
now if you have corporization
the cows are yours
but the government has some control over them
Mindy: how much control?
==;;
Grace: very little
the gov can say that you cant feed them other cow parts (mad cow disease)
Mindy: lol
Grace: but generally speaking you can still do whatever you want with them...
whoa, i never knew i could explain government in cows
=)
Mindy: hahahah
ok so corporatization is when the gov has some say in what you do with your business
less power for the invdividual
over
their
cows
Grace: yes
do you get that?
usa is sorta a corporatization world
Mindy: yes
lol
ok
explain
^^
Grace: haha
well, the republicans really want to privatize everything
but the government still has control over stuff
like they can be sue to expeling too much pollution
or if they arent treating their employees right
Mindy: wait who?
who can be sued?
Grace: the companies
Mindy: by the gov?
Grace: yes...in the interest of the people
and minimum wage is the perfect example
Mindy: ahh
what's the deal with Walmart?
Grace: well...
the gov control allows employees to join unions and everything
but walmart is afraid that the employees are gonna be demanding higher wages and stuff if they are in union
unions*
so they refuse to allow employees to be in unions
Mindy: but doesnt that go against the gov?\
Grace: well, the gov gives them the right
but its not like they have to use it
Mindy: sooo
walmart overrides that
Grace: yea
do you sorta get it?
its like this...
you hire me to help you milk the cow
Mindy: rofl
Grace: hahaha
anyways
if i am with an union, then i could be demanding more money
b/c i am the milking-cow-people union
and they are giving me support to ask u for more money
but then you say that you wont hire me until i am NOT in the union
and if i am desparate for the job
then i would probably quite the union to get the job