I'm sorry to inform you!
Yes, so i'm here today to inform you of a very tragic story. Or rather an ongoing tragedy that awaits you all. For as it turns out, I AM INDEED STILL ALIVE!! Gasp.... oh how you all wished i weren't, but I am. Just wait, just you wait, for an uprising is upon you. One of which you all should fear! The return of a greater power, a power so great, it revolutionized the internet! It's coming... Yes, Yes it is. Soooooooon, it'll be back and you'll all be on your knees once again!!!! For it is coming!