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Hmmmm.... Tonight was fuckin' weird! So we were at our apartment, doing nothing really, just sitting, watching tv, a beer or two. When we decided to just throw the football, you know, just a simple nonchalant game. So we are playing by ourselves us three, when this explorer pulls up in front of us. A shady guy in the backseat, begins to holler at my roommates girlfriend, his girl not acquiescing to his bullshit, goes to hide behind our unit's door. At first I thought, they wanted to play a game against us, but slowly matters got worse. My roommate went up their window, asking them "what was up", when the figure in the backseat hopped out of their SUV, obvioulsy looking to start some shit. This ghetto Houston white guy, who was drunk cus his breath stank, wanted to pick up my roommates girlfriend! Fucking bastard! But anyways, after many shared expletives, I got fed up with his crap, and joined my roomate in trying to get rid of this pest. The situation escalated, when the ghetto guy barged into our building, and began knocking on every single apartment door, screaming that he wanted the "fine bitch". I, already irritated, entered my apartment and grabbed the closest weapon, a small knife, because this guy was getting out of hand. 45 minutes had already passed and this guy was still bitchin. My roommate and I together trying to coerce the bastard to leave, finally forefeited; because we were not looking for any trouble, and retreated to our apartment locking the door. The bastard eventually left, screaming expletives of vaginal inferiority and homosexual intents. But in the end, my roommate and I, made the smarter choice in not choosing to kick his ass and looking for the most pacifistic route!