Hotdog In A Hallway
She’ll have another piece of pie
She’ll have a double reuben rye
She works hard at eating well
That’s why I love her
She’s got a couple of pony kegs
Her arms are bigger than my legs
And when she holds me I can’t breathe
That’s why I love her
Yeah I’m her butter she’ my bread
She’s like a mobile waterbed
And when I got on top of her
I can’t touch the mattress
And when her flesh begins to sag
She’s like a human sleeping bag
I feel so cozy safe and warm
She’s my insulation
I always know just where she sat
And when she’s on me I get flat
Some broken ribs a punctured lung
That’s why I love her
She’s my phillie I’m her stud
Her bean is bigger than my pud
It’s like feeding a tic-tac to a whale
That’s why I love her
She’ll have another piece of pie
She’ll have a double reuben rye
She works hard at eating well
That’s why I love her
She’s got a couple of pony kegs
Her arms are bigger than my legs
And when she holds me I can’t breathe
That’s why I love her
That's why I love her
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I can't remember how many times we'd put that on that NOFX song in the tattoo shop when certain people came in. They never really caught on or if they did they hid it well. We all got a good laugh over it, and thats all that mattered to us. ....and yes, I do know I'm an asshole.
She’ll have a double reuben rye
She works hard at eating well
That’s why I love her
She’s got a couple of pony kegs
Her arms are bigger than my legs
And when she holds me I can’t breathe
That’s why I love her
Yeah I’m her butter she’ my bread
She’s like a mobile waterbed
And when I got on top of her
I can’t touch the mattress
And when her flesh begins to sag
She’s like a human sleeping bag
I feel so cozy safe and warm
She’s my insulation
I always know just where she sat
And when she’s on me I get flat
Some broken ribs a punctured lung
That’s why I love her
She’s my phillie I’m her stud
Her bean is bigger than my pud
It’s like feeding a tic-tac to a whale
That’s why I love her
She’ll have another piece of pie
She’ll have a double reuben rye
She works hard at eating well
That’s why I love her
She’s got a couple of pony kegs
Her arms are bigger than my legs
And when she holds me I can’t breathe
That’s why I love her
That's why I love her
-----------------------------------------------------
I can't remember how many times we'd put that on that NOFX song in the tattoo shop when certain people came in. They never really caught on or if they did they hid it well. We all got a good laugh over it, and thats all that mattered to us. ....and yes, I do know I'm an asshole.