Stalker Hummus
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i have a stalker. he comes into the cafe at while i'm working and talks to me about whole foods and then two days ago he brought me hummus and pita chips and ran.
i know what you're thinking. i didn't eat it...alone. I made chase eat it with me just in case it was laced with GHB or something crazy.
later i was burping and all i could taste was stalker hummus. i txted chase and he said that its ok that i'm paranoid, as long as i dont get raped and killed it'll be fine.
i have a stalker. he comes into the cafe at while i'm working and talks to me about whole foods and then two days ago he brought me hummus and pita chips and ran.
i know what you're thinking. i didn't eat it...alone. I made chase eat it with me just in case it was laced with GHB or something crazy.
later i was burping and all i could taste was stalker hummus. i txted chase and he said that its ok that i'm paranoid, as long as i dont get raped and killed it'll be fine.