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scenario A:
brother: taylor called you but i said you weren't home because you didn't answer it.
note-he always tells people i am not home even when i'm sitting right there.
me: you would have said i wasn't home anyway.
brother: (explodes) WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM!?! (mother is sitting right there and doesn't give a rat's ass)
me: (calmly) that's a nice word.
brother: WHAT THE HELL!?!? (makes up all this stuff that i never said making me sound like it was all my fault)
mom: (doesn't care about the offensive language, buys every word he says even though she heard everything) you're grounded.
great so now i'm grounded. i'm grounded because i have a total mess for a brother, i hate him and i want him to die.
brother: taylor called you but i said you weren't home because you didn't answer it.
note-he always tells people i am not home even when i'm sitting right there.
me: you would have said i wasn't home anyway.
brother: (explodes) WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM!?! (mother is sitting right there and doesn't give a rat's ass)
me: (calmly) that's a nice word.
brother: WHAT THE HELL!?!? (makes up all this stuff that i never said making me sound like it was all my fault)
mom: (doesn't care about the offensive language, buys every word he says even though she heard everything) you're grounded.
great so now i'm grounded. i'm grounded because i have a total mess for a brother, i hate him and i want him to die.