I'm sure people feel that way after I'm done...
A couple days ago, I took a dump and when I stood up the water was blood red. Uh... I guess I need to get some prune juice again :-/
The Saturday before last, I took an Iaido class, and we got to do some cutting. My god, that is a testosterone high. With each cut, my balls grew bigger and bigger. The instructor brought in an cardboard box with another cardboard box in it, and that box had a piece of wood in there to keep the swords from going all the way through when we stabbed. The box had targets drawn on it, was put in a chair, and he used a white belt to secure the bottom half of the box and tape to hold the top half. I don't have a katana so I had to use the instructor's. We did cuts horizontal, vertical, and diagonal cuts, as well as stabs. After he got tired of me borrowing his sword, the instructor just told me to use my bokken. Surprisingly, that cut pretty well, too and the holes from stabbing were much bigger :D
During the class we were referring to the box as our enemy. We'd egg each other on, saying things like "He's talking shit, Bob! Are you gonna take that?!" etc. Silly things. By the end of class that box was seriously torn to shreds, and there were cardboard "guts" everywhere. One of the guys had decided that the box had "dishonored himself", put a rubber knife in front of the box to represent a wakizashi so that the box could commit seppuku. He then made a "head" out of carboard for the box, just so the instructor could chop it off. Strange, strange, people. Who am I kidding? I loved it!
At this point, my balls had grown so big from all the testosterone that they were dragging the floor. I had to do something drastic to get them back to normal size, so I did the most emasculating thing I could think of - I watched the Lifetime Network. That did the trick. When I was 11 or 12, I, as do all young boys, wanted to see some boobies. I decided I'd check the lifetime network. My logic was that if Lifetime is a network for women, it will have women on it, and women have boobies. Lifetime = women = boobies. Seem like a safe bet? You'd think so, but that was not the case. Apparently women (at least most of them) are not interested in seeing boobies, but rather seeing women leave their abusive husbands. Or something like that. Anywho, I didn't make that mistake again.
After I left Iaido, I had lunch, and ate some Octopus sashimi. It didn't taste bad. Actually, it didn't taste much of anything. It was rather flavorless and kind of chewy.
I also had my interview for the Shipyard a little over a week ago. It consisted of me sitting at a small table while 14 people made a semicircle around me and asked me questions. Heh No pressure. I think I did alright though.
It snowed for a few hours today. Man, snow used to be fun. Being an adult and having to work takes all the fun out of it. I do not enjoy driving on icy roads >:[
I haven't updated much lately, as I've become increasingly unmotivated. Since I'm not posting, I don't check in as much, so I don't read alot of other people's entries. Sorry 'bout that.