Fun things to tell your Academic Advisers
Do you have a hard time getting along with superiors in shcool settings?Sometimes, all it takes is a few personal anecdotes to establish yourself as an actual human being.So, when your feeling undermined or belittled, just stop the conversation and tell them a little about yourself.
(feel free to use these examples.)
Situation: Your at it again with your Academic Adviser.This time, he's not allowing you to transfer 32 legitimate hours.Over the summer,you decided to study abroad.You went to Indonesia to study Reptilian behavior.Your main course work consisted of fist-fucking a komodo dragon named Shiny (not the best time you ever had, but a hell of a learning experience.)And even though Shiny authenticated the transcript with her signiature of approval, this incredulous fuck is still mot buying it.Relax, take a deep breath,then take a shit in his trashcan.With your pants still at your ankles,tell him a few things that define you.
--lists of things you can say
Things you like to eat: ex:cytoplasm,rubber shoe souls,Hagnus--the haughty,Hungarian harlot nicknamed"tasty patties",and Grandpa's leopard skinned bathrobe.
Things you like to ejaculate on: ex:Jesus's tickly mustache,Mesopotamian artifacts,Real Quiet's luminous hide, and Tittalingus...sometimes he's too benevolent.
A momentary break for more edifice poetry
In subconscious rage
I void all consequence.
Due to amnesia,I'm no
longer existing: past,
present, or future.
I may cry,kill,or
commit suicide,but
but an apathetic
nature has long
been the foundation
of a flemsy edifice.
Redifining guilt is
hard to do for a
parasite,let alone
a cannibal.
That self exterminating
monster has been
a hero of mine
for a long time.
Everything is more
interesting,disgusting,
and real when it corrodes.
We're all nature's ponds
but we don't move as
much,strike as much,
live as much.I guess
the only thing we have
in common is we're just
as insignificant as such.
Egocentrism is a blessing,
without we perish.And it
proves that I'm the best,
worst poet ever.
(feel free to use these examples.)
Situation: Your at it again with your Academic Adviser.This time, he's not allowing you to transfer 32 legitimate hours.Over the summer,you decided to study abroad.You went to Indonesia to study Reptilian behavior.Your main course work consisted of fist-fucking a komodo dragon named Shiny (not the best time you ever had, but a hell of a learning experience.)And even though Shiny authenticated the transcript with her signiature of approval, this incredulous fuck is still mot buying it.Relax, take a deep breath,then take a shit in his trashcan.With your pants still at your ankles,tell him a few things that define you.
--lists of things you can say
Things you like to eat: ex:cytoplasm,rubber shoe souls,Hagnus--the haughty,Hungarian harlot nicknamed"tasty patties",and Grandpa's leopard skinned bathrobe.
Things you like to ejaculate on: ex:Jesus's tickly mustache,Mesopotamian artifacts,Real Quiet's luminous hide, and Tittalingus...sometimes he's too benevolent.
A momentary break for more edifice poetry
In subconscious rage
I void all consequence.
Due to amnesia,I'm no
longer existing: past,
present, or future.
I may cry,kill,or
commit suicide,but
but an apathetic
nature has long
been the foundation
of a flemsy edifice.
Redifining guilt is
hard to do for a
parasite,let alone
a cannibal.
That self exterminating
monster has been
a hero of mine
for a long time.
Everything is more
interesting,disgusting,
and real when it corrodes.
We're all nature's ponds
but we don't move as
much,strike as much,
live as much.I guess
the only thing we have
in common is we're just
as insignificant as such.
Egocentrism is a blessing,
without we perish.And it
proves that I'm the best,
worst poet ever.